Samurai Chatter: Have you used it in the field?
Editor's Note: This is a guest post by Suzie M., a sasquatch enthusiast. Crypto-linguists believe that the species known Bigfoot/Sasquatch/Yeti/Yowie ect speak and understand a complex language, which by all accounts seems to stem from Asia. When one listens to it there is definitely a sense of it being Chinese or Japanese. It is a very odd mix of sounds, clicks and what could be actual words. This is the reason some experts are looking into the Asian dialect theory, some have said it could be a lost dialect, which was carried from Asia by the Bigfoot species that colonised America.
Ahoy there mates ! I can totally see them getting into the sewer system and using it to navigate below ground even though i think it's most likely a rare occurence . But sorry, we don't have any here in the UK. one creature i know habitates the sewers is Pedo stu, he's gross, slimy and smells putrid with a reek from hell
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Joe
'Gug', I like to go in the sewer and eat turds,'Gug', so good
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I wish bigfoot would leave me a big turd to eat'Gug' but bigfoot ain't real, 'Gug' weep weep weepy weep, 'Gug'. I love eating turds, 'Gug', so good
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Joe
I'm sure you'd luv it as much as bangers and mash PS. you do belong in a sewer with our gutter mind
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Joe
'Gug' bang my mash, 'Gug'
DeleteTurds are deeelicious, 'Gug', so good
Jolly turd eating
Joe
'Gug' I found a huge turd in my gifting bowl, 'Gug', so good
DeleteIt coiled around the bowl, 'Gug' yummy turds, I licked the bowl clean, 'Gug', more please, 'Gug'
The homeless leave turds in my gifting bowl because bigfoot ain't real, 'Gug' it's still warm
Jolly turd eating
Cheers
Joe
You're such a silly man.
ReplyDeleteJust so's you know- bigfoot ain't real
ReplyDeleteFecal freak Joe
ReplyDeleteSewers are Joe/Ikkyboy territory...full of shit and piss
ReplyDelete^ from the bloke who lives in a trailer park, very rich PS, very rich indeed
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Joe
'Gug' the very rich taste of turds, 'Gug' so good
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Joe
10;15
Deletejust proved it Joe
you`re a bag of shit n` piss
There are werewolves supposedly in the sewers of Minot North Dakota. O read this on Linda Godfreys blog and I believe it because years ago I read a book about David Berkowitz aka The Son of Sam serial killer who terrorized NYC in '77. The book written by Maury Terry contended that Berkowitz was part of a Satanic Cult that met in Central Park to chant and sacrifice animals as part of their Satanic rituals. Terry also said that the cult was based in Minot and I never forgot that. Satanists claim they can conjure werewolves as assassins and bodyguards.I believe it's true.
ReplyDeletei like the cut of your jib Joe.
ReplyDeleteMr. Ron Sewerhead of the phony "Sierra Sounds" recording claims BF is Nephillium.
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