Steve Kulls mom said he was born with that head...
He couldn't lift it. It just sat there in the crib, a huge mutated eggplant with an ugly face smeared on one side until he was almost 11.
Finally in desperation the family hoisted the ponderously huge head of their son into an upright position with blocks and tackle and science. Now it could pass through a doorway. Freedom at last...
Editor's Note: This is a guest post by Suzie M., a sasquatch enthusiast. Crypto-linguists believe that the species known Bigfoot/Sasquatch/Yeti/Yowie ect speak and understand a complex language, which by all accounts seems to stem from Asia. When one listens to it there is definitely a sense of it being Chinese or Japanese. It is a very odd mix of sounds, clicks and what could be actual words. This is the reason some experts are looking into the Asian dialect theory, some have said it could be a lost dialect, which was carried from Asia by the Bigfoot species that colonised America.
Thanks to The Crypto Crew for recording this video of Dr. Melba Ketchum discussing her Bigfoot DNA paper on local TV news Texas. According to Ketchum, her paper should be published in the next couple of months.
Steve Kulls mom said he was born with that head...
ReplyDeleteHe couldn't lift it. It just sat there in the crib, a huge mutated eggplant with an ugly face smeared on one side until he was almost 11.
Finally in desperation the family hoisted the ponderously huge head of their son into an upright position with blocks and tackle and science. Now it could pass through a doorway. Freedom at last...
. . . but the world was not quite ready for a walking eggplant.
Deletehey mate , i played with my “chicken” earlier !
Deletecheers mate
Joe
Jerry Cline played chicken with a train as a teenager. Which certainly explains his brain damage.
ReplyDeleteKhat Hansen is a shapeshifter. The proof is all over the web. Look at all her "transformations. She is a witch. Christians beware!
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