Squachi'n USA announced today that Dr. Matthew's Johnson dissapeared into a portal today. Johnson's long suffering partner was quoted as saying "Matt wants to start an interdimensional glory hole for perverted Bigfoot hunters".
Trump is going to release everything on UFOs and cryptids. Only a man with his integrity, brutal honesty and strength will stand up to the lib-yards who have suppressed the truth for years. He is secretly working with Putin, the Saudis and North Korea to uncover the truth for the public. He is also going to repeal gun laws so that everyone can defend themselves. Trump is second only to Jesus in being a wise, caring, smart, loving man. Trump for Life!
What kind of idiot would want universal healthcare? East Coast fucktards and their Hollyweird devil worshipping offspring. Only a brain damaged pseudo intellectual lefty who wants to make America "colorful" and take our ARs! I propose we line the border with face eater bigfoot and Dogmen to teach those criminals that they ain't welcome! MAGA MAGA MAGA.
This story was circulating the internet way back in 2004, or maybe as far back as 1999. Back when everybody was on 56k dial-up modems and a "Facebook" was just a regular book with directory listing of names and headshots. This story was so disturbing and so shocking that nobody believed it at the time. It was the Robert Lindsay " Bear Hunter: Two Bigfoots Shot and DNA Samples Taken " story of the time. And like Robert's Bear Hunter story , this witness didn't have a name. The only thing known about the witness is that this person was a government employee, anonymous of course. The author of the story was a science teacher named Thom Powell who believe it really happened and that the whole story was an elaborate cover-up. Powell said the anonymous government employee alerted the BFRO about a 7.5 feet long/tall burn victim with "multiple burns on hands, feet, legs and body; some 2nd and 3rd degree burns". Sadly, there was no DNA samples taken from...
Rumors abound on whether or not Finding Bigfoot will continue, but hopeful news is on the horizon. Snake Oil Productions, the production company responsible for Finding Bigfoot, is seeking a permit for filming in the Monterey, Virginia area. Monterey lies between the Monongahela and George Washington National Forests. Definitely a good place to look for bigfoot. We can only speculate if this means Finding Bigfoot has been signed on for additional seasons, or if perhaps a new bigfoot show is in the works. We'll keep you updated on any further announcements for sure.
Editor's Note: This is a guest post by Suzie M., a sasquatch enthusiast. Crypto-linguists believe that the species known Bigfoot/Sasquatch/Yeti/Yowie ect speak and understand a complex language, which by all accounts seems to stem from Asia. When one listens to it there is definitely a sense of it being Chinese or Japanese. It is a very odd mix of sounds, clicks and what could be actual words. This is the reason some experts are looking into the Asian dialect theory, some have said it could be a lost dialect, which was carried from Asia by the Bigfoot species that colonised America.
Squachi'n USA announced today that Dr. Matthew's Johnson dissapeared into a portal today. Johnson's long suffering partner was quoted as saying "Matt wants to start an interdimensional glory hole for perverted Bigfoot hunters".
ReplyDeleteTrump is going to release everything on UFOs and cryptids. Only a man with his integrity, brutal honesty and strength will stand up to the lib-yards who have suppressed the truth for years. He is secretly working with Putin, the Saudis and North Korea to uncover the truth for the public. He is also going to repeal gun laws so that everyone can defend themselves. Trump is second only to Jesus in being a wise, caring, smart, loving man. Trump for Life!
ReplyDeleteThe libtards have stars they want to put BF on welfare.
ReplyDeleteThey also want to force Obama care down his throat! What kind of idiots are the left wing nutjobs who want healthcare for everyone?
ReplyDeleteWhat kind of idiot would want universal healthcare?
ReplyDeleteEast Coast fucktards and their Hollyweird devil worshipping offspring.
Only a brain damaged pseudo intellectual lefty who wants to make America "colorful" and take our ARs!
I propose we line the border with face eater bigfoot and Dogmen to teach those criminals that they ain't welcome! MAGA MAGA MAGA.