In related news uber researcher Tim Fasano searches for penis under giant potbelly. Tim says he caught a peek of the elusive cryptid several years ago. He is quoted as saying "When its near I can feel it" Other resarchers remain skeptical claiming that there's no evidence that it even exists. DNA expert Todd Disotell says "Fasano clearly has no balls, so a penis is rather unlikely. He points to the fact that Mr. Fasano urinated sitting down.
In related news uber researcher Tim Fasano searches for penis under giant potbelly. Tim says he caught a peek of the elusive cryptid several years ago. He is quoted as saying "When its near I can feel it" Other resarchers remain skeptical claiming that there's no evidence that it even exists. DNA expert Todd Disotell says "Fasano clearly has no balls, so a penis is rather unlikely. He points to the fact that Mr. Fasano urinated sitting down.
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