From Bigfoot and Beyond, a man was attacked by an unseen assailant, and shoved to the ground. Was the attacker actually a bigfoot? Some may find the man's extensive injuries disturbing.
Ms. Hansen was brutally attacked and tortured for three days by a well known bigfoot researcher who waterboarded her, bludgeoned her nearly to death leaving her with broken ribs, a collapsed lung, and over 700 stiches in her head since they had to put a metal plate in her cranium. The group of ruffians also left muddy boot prints on her carpet and helped themselves to a meal and all without WASHING UP AND PUTTING THE DISHES AWAY!. Kihosa is now leading a group of bigfoot special forces accompanied by some contractors who just happen to be Dogmen.Ms. Hansen has publicly stated that if they simply call a carpet cleaning company and a crew of maids she would be willing to forgive and forget.
Iktomi was recently attacked and left for dead by a Gugwe. He would have perished in the ordeal but the creature ambushed him from the rear hurling the hapless fool face down into the dirt. He was only saved when the curious Squatch rolled him over and saw his hideous face and ran off into the bush shrieking and howling.
This story was circulating the internet way back in 2004, or maybe as far back as 1999. Back when everybody was on 56k dial-up modems and a "Facebook" was just a regular book with directory listing of names and headshots. This story was so disturbing and so shocking that nobody believed it at the time. It was the Robert Lindsay " Bear Hunter: Two Bigfoots Shot and DNA Samples Taken " story of the time. And like Robert's Bear Hunter story , this witness didn't have a name. The only thing known about the witness is that this person was a government employee, anonymous of course. The author of the story was a science teacher named Thom Powell who believe it really happened and that the whole story was an elaborate cover-up. Powell said the anonymous government employee alerted the BFRO about a 7.5 feet long/tall burn victim with "multiple burns on hands, feet, legs and body; some 2nd and 3rd degree burns". Sadly, there was no DNA samples taken from...
Rumors abound on whether or not Finding Bigfoot will continue, but hopeful news is on the horizon. Snake Oil Productions, the production company responsible for Finding Bigfoot, is seeking a permit for filming in the Monterey, Virginia area. Monterey lies between the Monongahela and George Washington National Forests. Definitely a good place to look for bigfoot. We can only speculate if this means Finding Bigfoot has been signed on for additional seasons, or if perhaps a new bigfoot show is in the works. We'll keep you updated on any further announcements for sure.
Editor's Note: This is a guest post by Suzie M., a sasquatch enthusiast. Crypto-linguists believe that the species known Bigfoot/Sasquatch/Yeti/Yowie ect speak and understand a complex language, which by all accounts seems to stem from Asia. When one listens to it there is definitely a sense of it being Chinese or Japanese. It is a very odd mix of sounds, clicks and what could be actual words. This is the reason some experts are looking into the Asian dialect theory, some have said it could be a lost dialect, which was carried from Asia by the Bigfoot species that colonised America.
Ms. Hansen was brutally attacked and tortured for three days by a well known bigfoot researcher who waterboarded her, bludgeoned her nearly to death leaving her with broken ribs, a collapsed lung, and over 700 stiches in her head since they had to put a metal plate in her cranium. The group of ruffians also left muddy boot prints on her carpet and helped themselves to a meal and all without WASHING UP AND PUTTING THE DISHES AWAY!. Kihosa is now leading a group of bigfoot special forces accompanied by some contractors who just happen to be Dogmen.Ms. Hansen has publicly stated that if they simply call a carpet cleaning company and a crew of maids she would be willing to forgive and forget.
ReplyDeleteIktomi was recently attacked and left for dead by a Gugwe. He would have perished in the ordeal but the creature ambushed him from the rear hurling the hapless fool face down into the dirt. He was only saved when the curious Squatch rolled him over and saw his hideous face and ran off into the bush shrieking and howling.
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