What To Do If You're Face To Face With Bigfoot
What would you do if you came face to face with a sasquatch? Stand your ground? Run for your life? Youtuber and bigfoot enthusiast MattSquatch talks about it.
Bigfoot injured by a forest fire was taken away and hidden by the authorities, not even Robert Lindsay can top this story
This story was circulating the internet way back in 2004, or maybe as far back as 1999. Back when everybody was on 56k dial-up modems and a "Facebook" was just a regular book with directory listing of names and headshots. This story was so disturbing and so shocking that nobody believed it at the time. It was the Robert Lindsay " Bear Hunter: Two Bigfoots Shot and DNA Samples Taken " story of the time. And like Robert's Bear Hunter story , this witness didn't have a name. The only thing known about the witness is that this person was a government employee, anonymous of course. The author of the story was a science teacher named Thom Powell who believe it really happened and that the whole story was an elaborate cover-up. Powell said the anonymous government employee alerted the BFRO about a 7.5 feet long/tall burn victim with "multiple burns on hands, feet, legs and body; some 2nd and 3rd degree burns". Sadly, there was no DNA samples taken from...
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Based on personal experience, the only thing that you should be doing is to be talking to them, and addressing them as Sir, or Mr. Bigfoot Sir, or Bigfoot Buddy. Treat them like another human being who deserves respect. Thank them for allowing you to visit their forest. You might ask them questions like, "would you like to be my friend", assuming their behavior up to that point is neutral or positive. If you hear growling or huffing, then I would ask them questions that put them on the defensive, like "Are you growling at me? What are you growling for? What did I do to you? It looks to me like you need a friend. I'll tell you what, I'll be your friend. That means that I will protect you and you will protect me. Every Bigfoot should have a human friend." Then you might talk about why you are interested in learning about them, etc, etc. But the basic point of this instruction based upon personal experience, is that "you talk to them slowly" because they love that. Leave all cameras and guns in their case because you won't need them if you have followed the above procedure.
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What happens when you shoot an elephant?
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