Bigfoot At The Door
What would you do if a gigantic hair-covered creature showed up at your front door? Believe it or not, that has happened to some unlucky witnesses.
Samurai Chatter: Have you used it in the field?
Editor's Note: This is a guest post by Suzie M., a sasquatch enthusiast. Crypto-linguists believe that the species known Bigfoot/Sasquatch/Yeti/Yowie ect speak and understand a complex language, which by all accounts seems to stem from Asia. When one listens to it there is definitely a sense of it being Chinese or Japanese. It is a very odd mix of sounds, clicks and what could be actual words. This is the reason some experts are looking into the Asian dialect theory, some have said it could be a lost dialect, which was carried from Asia by the Bigfoot species that colonised America.
Its with a heavy heart that I share this unsettling and unsubstantiated experience that the"First Lady" of Sasquathery has again been attacked by a gang of rogue bigfoot enthusiasts. Khats computer and cell were compromised and she has lost all her unseen bigfoot footage. In a continuing attempt to hide from these " Bigfoot bullies" Khat will be posting another photo of herself where she appears to be an African American beauty in her early 20 s. Apparently these thugs are targeting conventions where they recently corned Bob Gimlin and kicked him in the nuts.
ReplyDeleteAnother pic of herself? How many is that Cliff?
ReplyDeleteAbout 20 by my count. Talk to you soon Nathan.
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