Firefighters Hunting Down Bigfoot
Firefighters are hosting a fundraiser event, with a competition where entrants will try to hunt down bigfoot in the woods. Luckily for the contestants, it's a guy in a suit. These events have become popular lately.
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Editor's Note: This is a guest post by Suzie M., a sasquatch enthusiast. Crypto-linguists believe that the species known Bigfoot/Sasquatch/Yeti/Yowie ect speak and understand a complex language, which by all accounts seems to stem from Asia. When one listens to it there is definitely a sense of it being Chinese or Japanese. It is a very odd mix of sounds, clicks and what could be actual words. This is the reason some experts are looking into the Asian dialect theory, some have said it could be a lost dialect, which was carried from Asia by the Bigfoot species that colonised America.
I hope a real Bigfoot stalks and snatches some of these people and gives them a thorough high and deep rectal exam. Touch the back of their teeth Squatchy.
ReplyDeleteWow - vicious little sadist aren't you. Luckily for them Bigfoot doesn't exist so they don't have to worry. However they may want to keep an eye out for psychopaths such as you.
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