There once was a bloke named stu Who went around smelling like poo He tried to diddle all the young lads and was beaten to a bloody pulp by their dads and now everyone just calls him vegetable Stu
There once was a pedo named Joe who stangely new for a fact that a certain bigfoot site was frequented by young boys, funny how he never mentioned girls, and further had a pet name for eating sphincter, 'salad tossing 'and thought he could come and call other people pedo, eat shit Joe you freak....How's that poem, tee-hee?
as a wordsmith you should keep your day job chum. Oh wait, you're on welfare. Oh well, maybe you can use your bigfoot faking knowledge to make some extra coin so you can buy more booze you salacious tosser pervert sicko ! cheers
Kittalia A. sent us the following questions about Patty, the Bigfoot in the Patterson-Gimlin film. They are all very good questions that we we wish we knew the answers to. We're no "Henry May" and it's times like this that we wish we had his number. Since we don't have Henry around whenever we need him, here are some easy questions for all you Patterson-Gimlin believers to try and answer:
Thanks to Matt Moneymaker for sharing this story with us from a guy named Thomas S. who was camping with some friends near the French Meadows Reservoir in August 2012. This remote, forested basin is located on the American River approximately 58 miles east of Auburn in the Sierra Nevada's. Before his encounter, the man thought Bigfoot "was just for entertainment purposes", but he changed his tune when he ended up with messy drawers that night. "That will teach to goof on our show," says Matt.
Uh Oh. Here we go again, folks. M.K. Davis originally brought up this theory called the "Bluff Creek massacre" theory back in 2008 at a conference. The controversial theory was immediately rejected by the Bigfoot community and Davis was shunned from ever speaking about it again. According to Davis, based on his expert film analysis and color enhancements of frame 352 of the PG film, he theorizes that the Patterson party had been to the Bluff Creek site at least once before returning to capture their famous Bigfoot video. His theory also suggests that the party probably murdered a family of Bigfoots and buried their bodies. Davis points to an enhanced anomaly resembling a bloody dog print and a pool of blood as proof of his theory.
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There once was a bloke named stu
Who went around smelling like poo
He tried to diddle all the young lads
and was beaten to a bloody pulp by their dads
and now everyone just calls him vegetable Stu
cheers
Joe
There once was a pedo named Joe who stangely new for a fact that a certain bigfoot site was frequented by young boys, funny how he never mentioned girls, and further had a pet name for eating sphincter, 'salad tossing 'and thought he could come and call other people pedo, eat shit Joe you freak....How's that poem, tee-hee?
ReplyDeleteas a wordsmith you should keep your day job chum. Oh wait, you're on welfare. Oh well, maybe you can use your bigfoot faking knowledge to make some extra coin so you can buy more booze you salacious tosser pervert sicko !
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Joe
Says Joe the pedo salad tossing freak
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