Monday, June 18, 2018

Yellowstone Officer Comes Clean About Bigfoot


From the National Cryptid Society youtube channel

“I suppose I’m getting this weight off my shoulders. I lived and worked in Yellowstone Nat. Park Old faithful from 1981-84.

I worked as night security for the resort. We came on duty when the Law Enforcement Rangers went home. Just before my shift a couple, tourists, approached me to ask a question.

They wanted to know about the parks bears. They wants to know if the walked upright while feeding in the water!. They said the saw a bear pulling vegetation from a pond and carry it to shore walking upright.

They said it turned and looked at them from about 30 yards away. I showed the photographs of bears and they became upset saying they were not stupid. They were offended so I suggested the draw what they saw.

The lady drew a Bigfoot, or like creature. I wrote a report and filed it in the drop box at the ranger station. The Ranger station opens at 7am. When my shift ended at 7am me and a security buddy went to the Ranger station before going to the trail to check it out for ourselves.

This was no later than 7:30am. The Ranger in charge at the time said he did not receive my report but the trail head was closed for a study/problem bears!

5 comments:

  1. If this "anonymous" former Yellowstone officer would truly come clean then he would reveal it's a story he made up.

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    1. That’s true mate , you’ll fancy knowing that I thoroughly doched myself so a sexy bloke’s todger “came clean” out of my arse hole last night ! Tiddly doo !
      cheers

      Joe

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    2. That's marvelous Joe. Well played.

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    3. ah fake Joe, at it again with his top notch bollocks
      Life must be really hard on the trailer park mate
      cheers

      Joe

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    4. Never denies ^ knot hole

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