Pine Barrens Bigfoot
A couple are starting to hike in the Pine Barrens when they spot something large and covered in hair cross the trail in front of them.
Samurai Chatter: Have you used it in the field?
Editor's Note: This is a guest post by Suzie M., a sasquatch enthusiast. Crypto-linguists believe that the species known Bigfoot/Sasquatch/Yeti/Yowie ect speak and understand a complex language, which by all accounts seems to stem from Asia. When one listens to it there is definitely a sense of it being Chinese or Japanese. It is a very odd mix of sounds, clicks and what could be actual words. This is the reason some experts are looking into the Asian dialect theory, some have said it could be a lost dialect, which was carried from Asia by the Bigfoot species that colonised America.
I can fit a lot of " pine cones" up my winker, it's not barren at all
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^ hahahah hahahah - Joe`s head is clearly barren ground though...but there are lots of empty peanut shells scattered below his eyelids - he`s a complete fucking clown.
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Joe is busy with his blow-up rubber boyfriend
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