Tuesday, June 26, 2018

Cryptids of the Southwest


Mattsquatch presents cryptids and high strangeness in the southwest. You might think it's a desert wasteland, butthere are many reports of all kinds of unexplained creatures roaming the southwest.

23 comments:

  1. the desert contains many mysteries and strange creatures so please make sure if you are trekking into the desert be prepared and proceed with extreme caution
    the desert has been known to be a place where plenty of men disappear without a trace
    cheers

    Joe

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    1. ^ has a degree from the college of the bleedin` obvious

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    2. my arse hole is bleedin’ after the pounding it took last night !
      cheers

      Joe

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    3. ^. Nothing new here

      Stuwart is “stuck on stupid”

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    4. ^ poor Joe . still i `spect he`s drinking again.

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    5. Crapturds of the southwest

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    6. 'Gug' I'm enjoying a Hairy Cane
      Joe

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    7. Hello lads !
      Cheeky as usual i see
      especially fake Joe with his hairy cane toad fetish. Oh poor Stuey, if you kissed a toad it wouldn't turn into a prince but go ahead and kiss one and get warts, it might improve your looks
      carry on chums, after tomorrow i'll be cheering on the lads against Belgium - go England !
      cheers

      Joe

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    8. Joe you're a foolish fool watching grown men kicking testicles around , Americans carry our testicles in our scrotum like real men

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    9. Duh, I like testicles

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    10. Stupid foolish Vegas, as dumb as ever

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    11. 'Gug', this Hairy Cane is big and has great girth
      Joe

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    12. ^ triggered, triggered and triggered again

      Stuwart is stuck on stupid

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    13. the ocean contains many mysteries and strange creatures so please make sure if you are swimming into the ocean be prepared and proceed with extreme caution the ocean has been known to be a place where plenty of men disappear without a trace
      cheers

      Joe

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    14. I can make a Hairy Cane disappear without a trace , 'Gug', so güd
      Joe

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    15. Stupid foolish Joe, I'll pray for you

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    16. In the desert you'll find a horse with no name xx

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    17. haha, good one PIB. it'll take these toddlers a bit to figure that one out
      to the rest of the fake Joes and Bruce- get a bloody life
      cheers

      Joe

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    18. Talking with mouth full of Hairy Cane ^

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    19. 12;09 you soppy old fart...are you still learning the words and miming in front of the mirror with a cricket bat?

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    20. ^ a tiresome hack who luvs getting the wicket shoved up his glory hole very slowly
      cheers

      Joe

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  2. The Military have been aware for a very long time that "Bigfoot is very real...

    "When we examined the blood samples we found out three weird things in it… That blood contained human blood cells, animal blood cells…and chlorophyll. Man, that’s incredible! What the hell was it?"

    http://mysteriousuniverse.org/2018/06/mysterious-encounters-with-bigfoot-at-military-bases/

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