Flowers From Bigfoot

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A man sends in a bigfoot story that is one of the oldest stories we've ever heard. It took place before the civil war. A young girl befriends a bigfoot creature, that left a gift.

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  1. AnonymousThursday, May 24, 2018 at 3:17:00 AM PDT

    Lots of men like to put "flowers" deep inside my brown "vase",

    Joe

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    1. AnonymousThursday, May 24, 2018 at 7:25:00 AM PDT

      ^ you filthy pervert Joe

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    2. AnonymousThursday, May 24, 2018 at 7:40:00 AM PDT

      Listen mate , I was born this way and I really don’t fancy my sexual preference being labeled as perverted ! Your hate speech will not be tolerated !
      cheers

      Joe

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    3. AnonymousThursday, May 24, 2018 at 8:48:00 AM PDT

      ^ why should we care what you think...you never bothered considering anybody so carry on letting hairy men fuck your dirty asshole you filthy pervert

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    4. AnonymousThursday, May 24, 2018 at 8:55:00 AM PDT

      Stuey may be lonely, but he’s never alone

      LOL

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    5. JANUSThursday, May 24, 2018 at 10:20:00 AM PDT

      Fox don't bring me flowers...anymore

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    6. AnonymousThursday, May 24, 2018 at 2:00:00 PM PDT

      that's because he died (wink wink).

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    7. AnonymousFriday, May 25, 2018 at 2:51:00 AM PDT

      8:55 - Stuey has mastered you all. That is abundantly clear.

      Delete

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