Friday, March 9, 2018

Bigfoot Misinformation


From the British Bigfoot Report

One of my hardest tasks is telling people what finds are natural or man made. It seems being honest has become a fault,, what follows are bushcraft shelters, forage tools, natural, animal damage, weather. All presented by many Bigfoot Researchers as "structures" or "finds" this misinformation helps no-one, and claims of troll for pointing it out i feel is rather childish. If its natural it natural. !!!!!!

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  1. Don't let the bloody trolls and their rubbish get you down !
    Never surrender as the great statesman Churchill once stated in his unique strong willed stance !
    cheers

    Joe

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    1. It’s over Joe, you lost.

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    2. Oh, you mean like Ed ^

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    3. It seems odd to me that three or four of the regular commenters here claim to be from the UK, but when I see British bigfoot posts like this one, they don’t seem to care at all.

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    4. ^ nobody axed you retard

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    5. I watch them on here and on Youtube and i care deeply xx

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    6. Also don't forget this was posted 8 hours ago when we're all at work xx

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    7. Winston "Winnie" ChurchillFriday, March 9, 2018 at 8:52:00 AM PST

      Thank you America for saving our asses

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    8. You're right 8:25, the troll is a bltch.

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    9. 8:43, maybe it's because we really don't have bigfoot here and we are really interested in the places we know they exist. It's just a shame that bigfoot is based in places where trolls like you live in trailer parks and eat greasy junk food.
      cheers

      Joe

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    10. The troll lives under his mamas double wide

      LOL

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    11. The troll is in turtle mode again. What a little bltch

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    12. The UK role-players prefer a United States of America bigfoot. A UK bigfoot is too close, too tangible. They live in the UK and know how silly the idea of hairy giants perpetually hiding in the local woods is. It hits home. But a foreign US bigfoot, across a whole ocean, leaves a UK bigfoot role-player with an imagination full of possibilities.

      Joe

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    13. There is as of yet, no physical evidence for the existence “Bigfoot” in the UK. More sightings of Bigfoot occur in two years in the US than have ever been reported in the UK. I have spoken to people in the UK at length about their sightings and they are clearly not making anything up and are not misunderstood about what they’ve allegedly seen. However, it is not scientifically prudent to endorse the existence of a large bipedal primate without so much as one single example of track impression to reference. If there was no physical evidence for the existence of such hominins in the US, then I wouldn’t be justified in asserting they are there.

      When you were originally asked to apply a moment’s worth of logical thinking to your “role-playing” theories, you couldn’t provide one single coherent, logical answer. This is because you know damn straight that if you estimate too low, your “multi-million dollar Bigfoot” fantasy doesn’t stack up... and if you estimate too high then it’s a laughablely illogical amount of people running around the wilderness of the US. Being teased about that face fall made you dodge every attempt to extract such a basic estimation out of you over the course of two days. This is because you have no confidence whatsoever in an assertion you’ve made sometimes multiple times a day for every day of your life for the past few years.

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    14. That was a seriously, serIously good read from quite clearly a very experienced person in this field. I myself am trying to learn as much as I can about the subject and this piece you have written has really contributed to 'keeping the ball rolling', so to speak. There is an awful lot to digest but it has a very convincing and honest feel to it all.
      Hopefully I can read more from yourself very soon.

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    15. It's only a matter of time before physical evidence for UK bigfoot "materializes". By then, ample anecdotal evidence and sightings will already be in the record to support the new physical "evidence".

      UK bigfoot and UK bigfoot role-play will be acceptable...and I couldn't be happier.

      Joe

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    16. You do realise that using quotation marks doesn’t debunk peer reviewed evidence, and doesn’t provide extraordinary evidence for your extraordinary hoaxing conspiracy theory... right?

      “Conspiracy theories, on the other hand, are tough to disprove. Their proponents can make the theories increasingly elaborate to accommodate new observations.”
      https://www.scientificamerican.com/article/insights-into-the-personalities-conspiracy-theorists/

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    17. Hey, everyone. New here. I, too, am from the UK and want to get the UK bigfoot off the ground. Are there pre-made plaster bigfoot feet for sale that already have the dermal ridges? I want to create some physical evidence in my region to legitimize the reports that often get dismissed.

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    18. You should go camping in the woods and hang a tape recorder from a tree. Then stand two inches from the microphone and scream babbling nonsense into it for ten hours straight. The believers will eat it up as a new “bigfoot language” and you’ll have a permanent open invitation to every bigfoot conference that ever occurs!

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    19. http://mysteriousuniverse.org/2018/03/wild-beasts-of-the-mountain-an-early-account-of-siberian-wild-people/

      xx

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    20. (Creased)

      Stuey... If you’re that desperate, check to see if there’s any replicas of the Elk Wallow. However... Planting them would have no bearing on the legitimacy of those casts. For example, not only do those casts show morphological consistency to footprints left by the creature in the PGF (a creature that has been repeatedly shown to be entirely biological and not a costume), but also match those found in China, linked to a direct signing by a government employee. The Yeren prints demonstrate different foot plant pressure of the different parts of the foot, proving that an actual biological foot made them. Also... the Elk Wallow creature was not only seen by US government employees, but hairs were retrieved that have morphological consistency to 12 other hair samples, all linked to their own physical evidence and activity.

      So good luck with that.

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    21. https://www.msn.com/en-gb/news/world/something-mysterious-is-killing-captive-gorillas/ar-BBK1lr7?li=AAmiR2Z&ocid=spartandhp

      xx

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    22. Oh and as for that audio method... you’d never achieve formant frequencies lower than that of normal human data.

      Sorry!

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    23. Thanks for the links PIB, you’ve had great ones lately!

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    24. We exist in the UK also

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    25. PIB, what ikdummy really means is that your links are stupid, but he’s going to kiss your ass shamelessly because you blindly support his insane ideas. Got it?

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    26. You feeling the depression particularly difficult today Stu?

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    27. Thanks for the suggestions, mates. Together, we can make the UK bigfoot competitive with US bigfoot. We Brits are a determined lot. Look out, US, UK bigfoot is on the rise!

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    28. meds=take them on time stubltch

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    29. I’m sorry that I shut down this thread. I should have remembered that when one speaks the truth too explicitly here, people’s precious feelings get hurt. It’s best to let you stay in your fantasy role playing bubbles.

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    30. (Serious cringe)

      You haven’t shut anything down, Stuart. People are still talking. You haven’t hurt anybody’s feelings, because Bigfoot still exists. You haven’t spoken any truth, just proposed ridiculous hoaxing conspiracy theories that require far more faith than peer reviewed science ever did. You’re just an old man at the desktop typing words that have made no headway in 8 years of harassing people. What’s sad, is you’ve had to harass people away so your comments stand out due to nobody else being here... not because anything you’ve ever said has held any worth at all.

      Sad.

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    31. So I’ve been able to “harass people away” but I “haven’t shut anything down”? Which is it?

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    32. aha, i see role playing Stewie comes out after i mention that there are no bigfoot in the UK assuming my identity among others. i win Stewie because i am in your head.
      Anyways i'm off to the pub and i'll hoist a few pints for the bigfoot enthusiasts on here who keep the blog going and i'll think of the smelly trolls when i use the loo to relive myself
      cheers

      Joe

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    33. You’re right that you’d have to use the loo to “relive” your worthless life, that’s for sure! Ha ha ha!

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    34. This is how site troll is dressed this very second: https://goo.gl/images/1mUFEg

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    35. Cringe at all these UK bigfoot role-players

      only playing in other people's ponds...

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    36. It's all fun and games until rouge UK bigfoot role-players start playing on their own soil.


      Then they cry foul! HAHHAHAHAHA!!!! Give 'em hell, rouge limeys.

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    37. "Bigfoot Misinformation"--Talk about redundancy! Because it's all a hoax, not just any one aspect. Arrrg, mateys.

      Joe

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    38. Good morning mates !
      a bit touchy are we ? perhaps a good rest will do you wonders. Can't tell if it's a few trolls or just one role playing Stewie behind all the comments but whatever it is i want you to know that I did not think of you at all last night when I went out with the lads and have a few beverages . instead of wasting your energy on here maybe you should also get out with your mates and have a grand time of it . Have a go at it Stewie and whoever else is on here as a troll.
      Anyways i'm off to do breakfast and some early morning Saturday shopping before getting a bit of beauty rest in the afternoon. i'll catch you all later
      Cheers

      Joe

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    39. Don’t hurry back you twonk.

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    40. IktomiFriday, March 2, 2018 at 6:00:00 AM PST
      How many of the world’s leading primatologists, anthropologists and biologists are counted in this role-playing community?

      AnonymousFriday, March 2, 2018 at 8:00:00 AM PST
      The role players are Joe, Chick, MMC, and others that pretend like there's a real monster in the woods. Finding bigfoot was a bunch of people pretending to look for something that doesn't exist. Joe fancies himself debating a myth into existence. It's all nonsense.
      http://bigfootevidence.blogspot.co.uk/2018/02/woman-has-multiple-encounters-with-her.html

      So you have finally responded to the question as to how much of an international role-playing community there is... with “me, Chick, MMC and others”? Is this what your multi-million dollar role-playing empire is being maintained by? And then...

      AnonymousSaturday, March 3, 2018 at 5:48:00 AM PST
      No one even role plays anymore because everyone knows it's bullshit
      http://bigfootevidence.blogspot.co.uk/2018/03/todd-standing-gets-laughed-at-by.html?m=0

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    41. Just when you THINK you’re coaxing someone into forming ten minutes worth of thought to an 8 years assertion... You end up ten steps backwards. That’s the world of an isolated, depressed psychopath who rests on hoaxing conspiracy theories.

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    42. Rise and Shine, UK bigfoot role-play contingent!
      Wakey Wakey, Bigfoot Fakey.

      Attention Bigfoot role players, there are only 350 bigfoot hiding in UK wooded areas but the UK is much smaller than the US. Players, your job this weekend is to collect brand new bigfoot data. Hurray!

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    43. But according to you, there are no more Bigfoot role players? This after you claimed that the overwhelming majority of Bigfooters were not hoaxing and that there were only 100 role-players... then backtracked and said you were joking... THEN claimed that role-players are split into two camps as “role-players and producers”. Then that that just five, all of which frequency here (including me) account for the US role-player community...

      It’s safe to admit I’m struggling at this point. Even safer to claim you’re making things up as you go along?

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    44. Quit your yapping and start your role-play. What are the areas closest to your flat where bigfoot may be hiding? What is the minimum number of bigfoot in that area to sustain a population? Have people gone missing in that area? Start doing hypothetical groundwork so that when more evidence is created you'll already have a narrative in place.

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    46. ^ Stewie is an insomniac who is overly obsessed with bigfoot cosplay to the point it's driving him bonkers !
      poor bugger, this is the only interaction he has with other human beings so let's not be too overly harsh with the poor lad
      cheers

      Joe

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    47. Well let’s see how I would go about getting a consorted and accossiative diolgoue between other role-players to produce and make it all look as “convincing” as the US... You know... Just for narrative’s sake.

      I could to use American casts, but I would be leaning on an ad hoc conspiracy theory that individual role-players would have role-played up a shared morphology of American Sasquatch foot, encompassing total accuracy regarding bipedal evolution that only very few educated people understand... for there to be a reliable chain of role-playing. Or I’d merely be using real tracks to role-play, ya know? And nobody with a brain would find that remotely convincing. I would also have to place such fakes in places where some people might not trek for many decades, hoping that someone some day would stumble across them out of miles and miles of wilderness... since there aren’t enough people reporting UK Bigfoot is rural areas. This would need crazy amounts of planning of course, and information on strangers to predict to the exact yard out of hundreds of miles of wilderness. Nope... that wouldn’t convince anyone either... hmmmm??? It’s not like we have indigenous people referencing behavioural traits over hundreds of years either, mirrored by contemporary witnesses before the general knowledge of primates was common, and before these hominins were in popular culture. There would also need to be a complete rewrite-role-play of that indigenous people’s history too. You know... just to make the narrative convincing, which would need to be require a consorted and accossiative dialogue of scientists, historians and authors, all under the noses of a whole country’s worth of academics to invent over a transitional period of pop culture.

      Nargh! Pretty impossible.

      Who would find that remotely convincing?

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    48. You can be the foremost UK Bigfoot expert if you play it right.

      Think about it. You're an indigenous UK person. No need to live vicariously and virtue signal through Native Americans! Start documenting your own oral AND written traditions and history of what your people call this UK creature. Maybe something old English like "Ye Gedæghwamlican". Quit carrying water for the Americans. The reason there are 30 times less reports is because there are 30-X less square miles in the UK than the US. Catch this new train before others do!

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    49. The other Joe is just a American pretending to be English and inciting you to spread more American lore. He and the other Americans think you're a chump. "Go, Joe, Joe! Promote creatures on other people's soil, you fool." says other Joe.

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    50. By the way, what in the world would an “accossiative dialogue” be? Ha ha ha!

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    51. Joe F. has trouble processing information. It's like he's curious and wants to learn but can't.

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    52. Nargh! I would need anthropologists studying oral histories for there to be an adequate comparison to the US. I’m afraid I’m not remotely qualified enough for that, that’s why I reference the work of experts. You should try it one time.

      So tell me... so far we’ve got Chick, me, PIB, Uno and Fasano for an American role-playing empire. Are we still aiming for 100 or are we just gonna ad hoc to 10,000 without so much as providing one logical case to make any such claim plausible?

      It’s cute that you’re giving me so much credit for the US, but I am a big part of your life, after all. And when you’ve quite finished talking to yourself...

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    53. Arrrg! Naaaarg! What are you a pirate?

      You've been slapped so hard by 10,000, you're still trying to concoct some rebuttal. Hint: If no one cares what you're saying then you probably aren't being persuasive.. Ad hoc 100 plausible blah, blah...

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    54. Yeah... Iktomi the Pirate.

      Slapped so hard?

      Dear Stuart... There would need to be a lack of evidence to support a viable breeding population of apemen, for my to be slapped in any way. You know, the type of thing scenario that’s befalling you and your role-playing empire.

      Ironic huh?

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    55. For god's sake, mun. Research in your own backyard.

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    56. Oh dear... you’re so infatuated with the Welsh that your busting the slang out now eh?

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    57. He’s only trying to engage in an “accossiative diolgoue” with you!

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    58. You must be thinking of me reeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaal hard for you to wanna check up on welsh slang.

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    59. Hey mate, stop flirting with Iktomi. He’s my boyfriend so you just need to back off sweety !

      Joe

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    60. AnonymousMonday, March 3, 2014 at 4:05:00 AM PST
      Don't you get tired of the answer to all questions posed being conspiracy?

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    61. Cons-"piracy" as in "Aaaarrrg Narrrrg Mateys ahoy!"

      Find UK Bigfoot now in a minute, Dwt.

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    62. AnonymousMonday, March 3, 2014 at 6:49:00 AM PST
      So you can't link to a paper? You lose. Good game.

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    63. What are you babbling about now? Linking to a paper? What is wrong with you?

      Just talk about the howl you heard or say you thought you saw something. Your bigfoot role-play requires people linking to papers and whatnot. If you're that serious, earn an actual PhD. You don't even have a Bachelors but you're online playing a scientist. Keep it somewhat believable.

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    64. AnonymousMonday, March 3, 2014 at 5:42:00 AM PST
      You can not link to a published peer reviewed paper proving bigfoot is real. Fact. Looks like you lose buddy. Schooled. Too easy. Fish in a barrel.

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    65. Nwah... poor Stuey thinks he knows all about my education. That’ll be him getting personal because his role-play fantasy isn’t coming across plausible.

      Since 100 role-players are all accountable for wearing gorilla costumes up and down the US and Canada, and as easy as you claim it should be to shoot a Bigfoot, why aren’t more hoaxers in costumes turning up shot by hunters?

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    66. Just whose Bigfoot role-play fantasy is this?

      Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!

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    67. What a number cultural Marxists have done on your mind. You can't even role-play a monster sharing your own nationality. Where's your pride?




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    68. Joe has taken the Native American identity, iktomi, a Native American avatar, and refers to bigfoot as Native American "Sasq'ets".

      Meanwhile, he's got the Welsh bigfoot in his own backyard dying from neglect. Charity starts at home. At least what would Wales bigfoot be called? Think up a name just in case you warm up to your own homeland.

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    69. Just answer the question... the amount of time it took you to answer, and then to answer with that, says a lot. Why aren’t more hoaxers in costumes turning up shot by hunters?

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    70. Tick, tock, tick, tock...

      (I wonder if he’ll answer the question this time...)

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    71. AnonymousMonday, March 3, 2014 at 3:34:00 AM PST
      Lol

      Bigfoot follows the exact path of all the classic woo topics to the letter.

      Got link to peer reviewed paper?

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    72. Like a whisper in the wind. Like a shadow in the dark. Like tears in the rain... gone. When Stuart hangs around like a bad smell, merely approach him with a wee bit of scepticism and he slimes off into the night.

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  2. Im in the loo right now waiting for the lads to use the hole in the stall, jealous trolls?
    Joe

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    1. Hey fake Joe, did ya get lucky last night ?
      I wonder if you were the bloke i saw at the pub last night? he was rather obese and rather sweaty and was pacing back and forth outside the loo as if he was waiting for something . He looked like he had no friends so I thought of you and wondered if by some strange coincidence we live in the same area . Then i thought "nahhh" Fake Joe is some yank wanker who lives in a trailer park and lives off the teats of the government so it was probably some other hopeless twonk
      Anyways don't give up on your life fake Joe even though pretty much everyone has given up on you
      cheers

      Joe

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    2. It's hard to tell if it was you as I was servicing so many blokes in the loo last night, obese , skinny, any bloke is serviced with a smile
      Joe

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