A pile of swedish fish, jolly ranchers, and a camera left out in the open right next to it. Is this the combination that will solve the mystery once and for all?
Editor's Note: This is a guest post by Suzie M., a sasquatch enthusiast. Crypto-linguists believe that the species known Bigfoot/Sasquatch/Yeti/Yowie ect speak and understand a complex language, which by all accounts seems to stem from Asia. When one listens to it there is definitely a sense of it being Chinese or Japanese. It is a very odd mix of sounds, clicks and what could be actual words. This is the reason some experts are looking into the Asian dialect theory, some have said it could be a lost dialect, which was carried from Asia by the Bigfoot species that colonised America.
Thanks to The Crypto Crew for recording this video of Dr. Melba Ketchum discussing her Bigfoot DNA paper on local TV news Texas. According to Ketchum, her paper should be published in the next couple of months.
ReplyDeleteThat trap is good enough to catch a bigfoot, unicorn, mermaid, AND a bag of plaster!
Amen.
DeleteAgreed!
DeleteWho's in for a plaster party this weekend ?
DeleteMe.
DeleteI thought that sasquatches liked the smell of bacon and doughnuts.
ReplyDeletehe knows for a fact but he doesn't know how he knows it. so he doesn't know squat?
ReplyDeleteWhen they returned the next morning, they found Rictor Riolo sucking on a Jolly Rancher.
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