Do Not Look Directly at the Squatch

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Dodson sits along a bigfoot trail waiting and watching for a bigfoot to come walking into camp.

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  1. IKDUMMY'S PLASTER EXPEDITIONSaturday, August 26, 2017 at 2:34:00 PM PDT



    AArrrg mates, 50 years ago i was hired to capture one of the alleged 10,000 10 foot tall hairy apemen in the USA.

    50 years later I am about to produce the fruit of my 50 year toil. A chunk of plaster.


    Naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrggg! (crease)

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    1. AnonymousSaturday, August 26, 2017 at 3:00:00 PM PDT

      Don't feel so bad, iktomi, about no bigfoot expeditions ever. There has never been an expedition to capture Santa Claus, despite numerous sightings.

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    2. AnonymousSaturday, August 26, 2017 at 6:51:00 PM PDT

      We`ve been working hard and have been obliged to work with THICK CAULK for much of the day - goodness knows how much THICK CAULK we`ll have been through later this evening.

      Hut hut hut hut hut

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  2. AnonymousSaturday, August 26, 2017 at 2:54:00 PM PDT

    "Dodson sits along a bigfoot trail waiting and watching for a bigfoot to come walking into camp."

    In that case he will be waiting and watching for a long, long time. He's going to be one disappointed redneck.

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  3. Barret sandersSaturday, August 26, 2017 at 3:38:00 PM PDT

    Do not look at a Sasque't or else
    You end up like jotomi and MMC------A pair of HOMOS!!!

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  4. AnonymousSaturday, August 26, 2017 at 7:31:00 PM PDT

    Robert Dodson is every bigfoot researcher ever.

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