Here It Is, The Different Types of Bigfoot!
From Patty in the PNW, to the elusive skunk of Florida, it sure seems like there might be a few differet types of bigfoot creatures running around.
Bigfoot injured by a forest fire was taken away and hidden by the authorities, not even Robert Lindsay can top this story
This story was circulating the internet way back in 2004, or maybe as far back as 1999. Back when everybody was on 56k dial-up modems and a "Facebook" was just a regular book with directory listing of names and headshots. This story was so disturbing and so shocking that nobody believed it at the time. It was the Robert Lindsay " Bear Hunter: Two Bigfoots Shot and DNA Samples Taken " story of the time. And like Robert's Bear Hunter story , this witness didn't have a name. The only thing known about the witness is that this person was a government employee, anonymous of course. The author of the story was a science teacher named Thom Powell who believe it really happened and that the whole story was an elaborate cover-up. Powell said the anonymous government employee alerted the BFRO about a 7.5 feet long/tall burn victim with "multiple burns on hands, feet, legs and body; some 2nd and 3rd degree burns". Sadly, there was no DNA samples taken from...
We can't even prove ONE such creature exists yet a holes waste time dividing them into categories?
ReplyDeleteMust be a bfro idea.
I guess "catman" is the next incarnation.
The only A -hole wasting their time here has been you champ. You've tried in vain to tell others ihow Sasquatch doesn't exist yet you still come here daily to tell us that. So you are the one with the problem. Get a life cause what you say has zero merit.. you aren't going to change anyone's mind . Seek help or better yet seek employment.
DeleteCalm down, Danny boy.
Delete"Catman"?
DeleteWell why not? They got away with dogman. Soon there will be different types of those as well.
All of DS's creatures should be recognized.
DeleteBird Witch with Little Buddy is a favorite.
DS's cryptids are cool because they have pals that they hang out with.
I agree. DS only started out trying to film bigfoot but he ended up categorizing more new species than Charles Darwin.
DeleteI make money off of Bigfoot
DeleteYeah, me too, I make money off of Bigfoot
DeleteWoo, woo, I also make money off of Bigfoot or Xanue or whatever, I don't even really need the money because I'm well hung but like Iktomi I need a lot of attention
DeleteI invented the whole mid tarsal break thing so...ka ching
DeleteStop, stop, you're all ruining the purity of Bigfoot for me
DeleteChildish asshats
DeleteWell I'm not making money off of Bigfoot. In fact it's costing me money I don't have.
DeleteBoy am I stupid.
Yes, but I now say that money doesn't count unless it is over $1,000,000. I turned "profiting" to being a millionaire but you weren't supposed to notice.
DeleteHa, you just can't cop to being wrong, that's alright, keep the faith, I'm at a million by the way so I hope you're pleased
DeleteIkdummy has now made $1 billion the threshhold on profiting. No one has profited yet.
DeleteSteam rock fever, will it rock, believe us, steam rock fever in LA...we're all millionaires
DeleteIktomi is hungry, she needs her fill
DeleteSo give her inches and feed her well
I shot 2 Bigfoot, all I have is my word and a delicious steak, I make money but my meth habits set me back
DeleteIktomi says I can't quit my day job and make Bigfoot money, what a tool, I've never even talked to that assumptive fool
DeleteYeah well when the facts don't back up his narrative he just takes to lying hoping he don't get called out on it, how's your Bigfoot book selling? Need a forward for the reprint?
DeleteHe's a transvestite and an alcoholic, not a functional one either, trust me I'm a Dr
DeleteI remember when i filmed my first Dogman, i was in TOTAL denial! I only thought there were a few Bigfoot''s running around, and i'm still shocked at what I catch on film!
DeleteYour work is appreciated, Dr. Squatch. Do you agree that Jeff Meldrum should be jailed for his ichnotaxon nonsense?
DeleteHa,don't film that old transvestite Iktomi Dr, he'd put the critters you film to shame with his ugly alcohol chapped puss
DeleteStuey knows what it's like to not be able to prove something. He could never prove who his daddy is. Lots of "uncles" though.
DeleteYes,
DeleteHim mum is and was EZ
Thank you 12:50!
ReplyDeleteI don't follow anything the Charlatan says. You can enlighten me on what the non researcher said if you'd like.
^ Coming from a kid that uses sharpies & crayons to turn screen shots of his boring videos into rather boring hoaxes.
DeleteJealousy won't make the evidence go away.
DeleteSharpie drawings on sticks and shadows isn't evidence doughboy. Just because your mom lies to you and says she can see your delusions too is no reason to finish them off with a crappy crayon drawing and then try to above your hoax down our throats too. Stick to your fudge sickle and morning cartoons kiddo. We are sick and tired of hearing about your hoaxed drawings.
DeleteIf any of your fake accounts could prove me wrong, you wouldn't look like such a jealous IDIOT!
ReplyDeleteEPIC FAILURE!
^ Yawn... Oh bore Dr Scamsquatch same old same old hoaxes of sharpie drawings are some of the lamest hoaxes going around and Dr Squats obsessive defense of his piss poor child quality drawings isn't even funny any more. For the love of squatch give it up kiddo.. Do what other kids are doing. Ride your bike, play Xbox, continue to pick your Jose. But pleas give up on the scrappy drawings and then annoyingly calling it evidence. Your whole ordeal is a complete apparent scam. And it's getting old. Very old..
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