Just went through the list of cryptids that Dr Squat has claimed he has captured on video or photos in the last week or so. This is absolute shite on a massive scale. Bigfoot Dogman Monkey man Werewolf Shadow People Mossman Bark Man Shadow Ninja Lion Man Shad Woman Snake Man Tree Man Godzilla Dog Girl Dog Squatch Goat Man Forest Woman Moth Man (walking a dog) Lion Man Leopard Man Shadow Girl Bear Man Gremlin
And he claims to be a "Born again Christian" More like a "Born again Snake oil Salesman" ie Beeesser!
Editor's Note: This is a guest post by Suzie M., a sasquatch enthusiast. Crypto-linguists believe that the species known Bigfoot/Sasquatch/Yeti/Yowie ect speak and understand a complex language, which by all accounts seems to stem from Asia. When one listens to it there is definitely a sense of it being Chinese or Japanese. It is a very odd mix of sounds, clicks and what could be actual words. This is the reason some experts are looking into the Asian dialect theory, some have said it could be a lost dialect, which was carried from Asia by the Bigfoot species that colonised America.
Thanks to The Crypto Crew for recording this video of Dr. Melba Ketchum discussing her Bigfoot DNA paper on local TV news Texas. According to Ketchum, her paper should be published in the next couple of months.
Just went through the list of cryptids that Dr Squat has claimed he has captured on video or photos in the last week or so. This is absolute shite on a massive scale.
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Dogman
Monkey man
Werewolf
Shadow People
Mossman
Bark Man
Shadow Ninja
Lion Man
Shad Woman
Snake Man
Tree Man
Godzilla
Dog Girl
Dog Squatch
Goat Man
Forest Woman
Moth Man (walking a dog)
Lion Man
Leopard Man
Shadow Girl
Bear Man
Gremlin
And he claims to be a "Born again Christian"
More like a "Born again Snake oil Salesman" ie Beeesser!
Those are good finds.
DeleteDoctor Squatch knows where to look!
Most of us would panic if we saw Mothman walking a dog.
Don't forget about Barkman. Absolutely terrifying.
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