Friday, April 28, 2017

Three True Bigfoot Stories


From the Dark Waters youtube channel comes three bigfoot stories that will knock your socks off.

51 comments:

  1. Howdy friends! Hope everyone is well, even the crazy trolls.

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    1. Yo ho ho - but still no big fella.

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    2. Stuey the troll is punch drunk

      Donkey punch drunk that is

      LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

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    3. ^ Oh look,it`s the guy Joe who gets fucked by mule headed men in the local bogs and laps up all the cum he can hoover out.

      Yet still there is no bigfoot - you just can`t produce can you - prolly why you`re so incensed and angry.

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    4. Hmm hey there Joe you lil` pussy boy wouldja like to help me shave my legs and balls for that sexy smooth silken feel you`re always hankering for?

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    5. ^ been donkey punched so much he can't even think normally

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    6. The trolls are in gaming mode today. What's a matter honey bunch , did your mates leave you out of the dungeons and dragons tournament ?
      oh booo hooo
      you'll get over it big baby

      Joe

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    7. Now let's get on to my favorite bigfoot evidence...testicles, thank you Dr Squatch for those wonderful pictures
      Joe

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    8. 8;36 oh Joe ,you`re just so transparent... you`re so angry and the bile is rising...why not come over for a little game where we can watch other thing rising to the occasion and see who can make the other cum first?

      There is just one condition you must abide by...you will play the silken thigh game first before introducing you to our club "silken thigh tournament" where there will be around 20 contestants...there`ll be lots of feeling ,stroking and caressing,to say nothing of your later fornication with the tournament winner as our esteemed guest...no need to bring any safe-sex rubbers with you as we like it real.

      See you when you get here then?

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    9. ^ ps..how many "poppers" do you think you`ll need,Joe?

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    10. ^pps...still no bigfoot?

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    11. ^ sadly,no,there isn`t.

      but what did you expect?

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  2. Good news

    I see Dr. Medium has referenced Iktomi in one of his postings

    Great job Iktomi. Your hard work is paying off

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    1. Bearman with birdman on head...kaboomFriday, April 28, 2017 at 9:26:00 AM PDT

      Yes,that posting was a restraining order but he spelled the name right

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    2. Was he charged with stalking the silken thigh guy? oh,sorry,he IS the silken thigh guy.

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    3. Link? Dr. Meldrum was inaccurate about Bigfoot being a Gigantopithecus and has since come to the same conclusion as I that bigfoot is a Homo Sapien.

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    4. Bearman with birdman on head...kaboomFriday, April 28, 2017 at 11:44:00 AM PDT

      Bigfoot is a homo? Are you slanting things to fit your agenda?

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    5. Ikky is trying to recruit bigfoot?

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    6. Iktomi, do you agree with Meldum's writings in "Sasquatch: Legend Meets Science" where he states that Bigfoot may be a Gigantopithecus?

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    7. Meldrum? Now let`s see..is he the guy who likes to wear tights and stockings when out in the field or woods?

      For a quick shufty -
      gettin` high with the silken thigh guy.

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    8. 11:58 No. I believe Bigfoot to be a relic Homo Sapien. I don't know why Dr. Meldrum would make such a claim.

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    9. Iktomi is quickly replacing Meldrum as the direction Bigfoot thought should be going in.

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    10. Iktomi is belittling Dr Meldrum but doesn't Meldrum have some good points to offer on Bigfoot?

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    11. Joe F1tzgerald is obviously monitoring Bigfoot Evidence every 5 minutes that "he's" awake.

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    12. Hey! On the topic of Meldrum... Why don't you have a little look what he has to say from the 25mins mark in this link?

      https://youtu.be/BS1jPUz5CDg

      You be good children and have a little listen now... Or I may be forced to transcribe it to rub your noses in it. It appears that he's co-authored a paper on hominin tracks, and in the process finally had his work acknowledged & published in a reputable journal, with reputable scientists endorsing and defending his work on the Sasq'ets foot morphology.

      Sorry to ruin your day. I'll check in tomorrow to read the backlash.

      : )

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    13. Meldrum doesn't refute anything he said in his book about the possibility of Bigfoot being Gigantopithicus and he does not say that he believes Bigfoot to be Homo Sapien. He created a taxon for fake prank tracks. He's a legit prankster now just like creature maker Todd Standing. Silly, silly stuff. Shameful..

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    14. 5:17 Meldrum is a sophisticated version of Dr. Squatch. Heck, even DS doesn't involve legit science journals in his hijinks.

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    15. Do you fathom how much of an embarrassing response that is? Did I expect anything more?

      Nope!

      Scientific studies, research, Christ even genuine scepticism evolves and self-corrects as new data is accumulated. In science, a hypothesis is a proposed explanation for a certain phenomenon and for a hypothesis to be a scientific one, the scientific method requires that one can test it... And it goes from there. Your version of how science works needs to have an absolute conclusion before premises are investigated, entirely tested, or even considered credible for that matter, and this is yet more evidence that you haven't the slightest idea about anything you vomit on to these comment sections.

      You are stupid, and I'm gonna rub this in that fat little face of yours. Just stick to your circular logic and, "tracks are pranks because duuuuh, Bigfoot don't exist". It's got you so far in the six years you've been obsessed with hating people, hasn't it??

      Ha ha ha!!

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    16. Blah blah uneducated buffoon circular logic occam razor dermal morphology scientic blah blah

      ikdummy, bigfoot isn't real but will you EVER snap out of it?

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    17. Bigfoot is real. My name is Nick. I'm fat.

      Ikdummy strikes out. LOL

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    18. It's what keeps me popping into this cesspit of a blog... You troll, and troll and troll, yet you just don't seem to be able to get a break.

      "Bigfoot isn't real"... not according to some of the very best academics on the planet, who can point to adequate scientific evidence.

      Ho... Ho... ******* ho.

      : p

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    19. Yes, there really are 10,000 10 foot tall apemen hiding in the United States of America's bushes. I recently wrote it down and then others shared what i wrote, which proves that 10 foot apemen really do successfully hide in America's bushes.

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  3. TRUE Bigfoot stories? Isn't that an oxymoron?

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  4. Oh the blurry monsters of the forest, and those wooded areas behind the shop rite,hiding in plain sight and flaunting their testicles and penises at us, if you could learn to see what I see you'd be on a watch list too

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  5. I went to youtube and watched the various videos by "Doctor Squatch" because of his claims of KABOOM, and here it is! etc. This stuff is bar far the worst footage of blurry trees and foliage I have ever saw. The etch and sketch eyes are creative though. One of the videos is a pile of brush. He fingerpaints eyes on everything. This guy is either a paranoid schizophrenic, or he is only 3 years old. I am amazed that he tries to defend his pictures of logs, rocks, trees and brush that he blurs out and calls bigfoot.

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    1. Anyone who thinks DS evidence is legit needs to get their heads examined !
      The guy must either be the biggest troll for jokes or the biggest delusional footer . it's all trees,leaves and branches with red dots placed where the eyes would be . it's trash at its finest created by what appears to be a 6 yr old with no artistic ability

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    2. ^ Aww hey c`mon now..Doc Squatch is no worse than many and better than some by far..neither has he blatantly faked "bigfoot" as many more well known people (researchers - chuckle) have done..he may be delusional but he at least seems to be delusionally sincere.

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    3. He's joke trolling and trying to make a little side $ off his utube channel, yes folks it's just that simple.




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    4. ^ he must be satisfied with living the "simple life" if the $ are what he`s focused upon

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  6. If I had to point to a single species I would say Homo Erectus. There are examples of huge mandibles and skull in Java once called Meganthropus Paleojavanicus that are believed to be very large Homo Erectus, on the order of 8 feet tall.

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    1. Mmmmmmm deelicious erectus
      Joe

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    2. ^ HAHAHAHAHAHAHA AHAHAHAHAHA AAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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    3. Stupid Vegas, foolish stupid Vegas

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