A giant face carved out of stone? What's an Easter Island head doing in the middle of the Ohio woods? Squatch Master thinks this might be some sort of sacred bigfoot site.
Editor's Note: This is a guest post by Suzie M., a sasquatch enthusiast. Crypto-linguists believe that the species known Bigfoot/Sasquatch/Yeti/Yowie ect speak and understand a complex language, which by all accounts seems to stem from Asia. When one listens to it there is definitely a sense of it being Chinese or Japanese. It is a very odd mix of sounds, clicks and what could be actual words. This is the reason some experts are looking into the Asian dialect theory, some have said it could be a lost dialect, which was carried from Asia by the Bigfoot species that colonised America.
Yes, that is a sacred Bigfoot site. Good call, Einsteins.
ReplyDeleteIt's a sacred site, but not for bigfoots.
ReplyDeleteThat's the secret sacred idol of the Ancient and Reverent Order of Orthodox Pareidolians (second convocation).