Pam Purple Rose is the old woman who has taken over the Sasquatch Chronicles website. She thought she had Bigfoot on her property. Since then she has seen orbs, wolfmen and UFO's. She's an unstable menopausal granny too lonely to be sane.
Editor's Note: This is a guest post by Suzie M., a sasquatch enthusiast. Crypto-linguists believe that the species known Bigfoot/Sasquatch/Yeti/Yowie ect speak and understand a complex language, which by all accounts seems to stem from Asia. When one listens to it there is definitely a sense of it being Chinese or Japanese. It is a very odd mix of sounds, clicks and what could be actual words. This is the reason some experts are looking into the Asian dialect theory, some have said it could be a lost dialect, which was carried from Asia by the Bigfoot species that colonised America.
Thanks to The Crypto Crew for recording this video of Dr. Melba Ketchum discussing her Bigfoot DNA paper on local TV news Texas. According to Ketchum, her paper should be published in the next couple of months.
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Pam Purple Rose is the old woman who has taken over the Sasquatch Chronicles website. She thought she had Bigfoot on her property. Since then she has seen orbs, wolfmen and UFO's.
ReplyDeleteShe's an unstable menopausal granny too lonely to be sane.
^ you`re her hubby ?
Deletewhat`s it like going down on an old granny ?
is there any juice left in there ?
Joe