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Maybe Farmers would cover it. They've seen almost everything so they know how to cover everything.Probably not but it would make a great commercial.
Missed a bigfoot and crashed. Yup we covered that.We are Farmers.Bum - bum bum bum - bum bum bum
Oooh Arrrh said the farmer with the carrot up his bum.
She should have crashed her car into the bigfoot and killed it!