When people try to envision a bigfoot sighting, they usually see something like the Patterson Gimlin film playing in their brain. Truth is, most bigfoot sightings happen just like this one:
Girls are everywhere, 1:55. You just have to get out of your Mom's basement and look around. Now, I didn't say any of those girls would give you the time of day, but you can look.
Yeah sure, if you could see over your huge belly, you'd see your tiny impotent wiener, but that hasn't happened in years. I guess that's why you pretend to be a girl.
You paint a lovely picture of yourself, 2:39. I've seen the commercials. They have pills now to help you with that problem. (I'm using calming and gentle words again)
You should make some attempt to actually write like a girl instead of a 45 year old loser dude who's pretending to be a girl online. You might have more success that way.
This photograph was first shown at a Bigfoot conference in Washington over the weekend where witnesses were blown away. While we're currently seeking permission to post the screengrab here, we'll provide the link to the image on Facebook for now. The image is just a snapshot of a 5 minute-long footage of a Bigfoot caught on thermal. Washington Bigfoot researcher Derek Randles explains the image:
Adam Davies visits Dr. Johnson at the SOHA base camp, and tries a new experiment to test the relationship Dr. Johnson has with his bigfoot friends. But how did it turn out?
Here's the latest update from Stacy Brown Jr. from the mine shafts in Hellen Georgia: Stacy Brown Sr. and Jr. stumble upon a very odd spot in the woods behind the cabin.
Take a lesson, trolls.
ReplyDeleteYeah um ok skippy! Lesson these! Faaaaaaaaaa-G
Delete"these"? Somebody needs a lesson alright. A spelling lesson.
DeleteLol up yours Zabo xx
DeleteI'm loving the girl power! That includes you, Zabo.
DeleteMe too! Eh - where's the girls?
DeleteNow thats a real KABOOM!
DeleteA KABOOM at your expense that is Zabina.
DeleteGirls are everywhere, 1:55. You just have to get out of your Mom's basement and look around. Now, I didn't say any of those girls would give you the time of day, but you can look.
DeleteI prefer real women, not fat middle aged bald dudes wearing greasy t shirts who pretend to be girls.
DeleteWe don't care your preference. Go look for dudes if you want. You'll still have to get up and out of the basement for that.
Deletehahaha! :) so good!
DeleteGirls may be everywhere but they sure aren't here (at least sane ones).
DeleteComing from an insane person (2:29), you'll have to pardon me if I don't take your opinion to heart.
DeleteI'm using gentle words here to try and keep you calm.
Yeah sure, if you could see over your huge belly, you'd see your tiny impotent wiener, but that hasn't happened in years. I guess that's why you pretend to be a girl.
DeleteDont talk to Zabo that way 2:39.
DeleteYou paint a lovely picture of yourself, 2:39. I've seen the commercials. They have pills now to help you with that problem. (I'm using calming and gentle words again)
DeleteYou should make some attempt to actually write like a girl instead of a 45 year old loser dude who's pretending to be a girl online. You might have more success that way.
DeleteTake another pill, 2:50. It will help to calm you down. It might not be the best day for you to venture out of the basement.
DeleteHey you guys leave the ladies alone!
DeleteOh wait - there ARE no ladies here. Okay, carry on.
You already tried that insult. It fell flat and we all came to the conclusion that you're insane. Please refer to 2:29 and 2:34.
DeleteWhat? I know it's the first time that I made it. I guess there's more here than just me thinking it.
DeleteNope. Its just you, trying to act like there are more.
DeleteI see you took my advice and swallowed a pill and took a little nap.
^ pizza eating sick'o
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