Thursday, February 23, 2017

This Is How Most Bigfoot Sightings Happen


When people try to envision a bigfoot sighting, they usually see something like the Patterson Gimlin film playing in their brain. Truth is, most bigfoot sightings happen just like this one:

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    1. Yeah um ok skippy! Lesson these! Faaaaaaaaaa-G

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    2. "these"? Somebody needs a lesson alright. A spelling lesson.

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    3. I'm loving the girl power! That includes you, Zabo.

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    4. Me too! Eh - where's the girls?

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    5. Girls are everywhere, 1:55. You just have to get out of your Mom's basement and look around. Now, I didn't say any of those girls would give you the time of day, but you can look.

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    6. I prefer real women, not fat middle aged bald dudes wearing greasy t shirts who pretend to be girls.

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    7. We don't care your preference. Go look for dudes if you want. You'll still have to get up and out of the basement for that.

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    8. Girls may be everywhere but they sure aren't here (at least sane ones).

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    9. Coming from an insane person (2:29), you'll have to pardon me if I don't take your opinion to heart.

      I'm using gentle words here to try and keep you calm.

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    10. Yeah sure, if you could see over your huge belly, you'd see your tiny impotent wiener, but that hasn't happened in years. I guess that's why you pretend to be a girl.

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    11. You paint a lovely picture of yourself, 2:39. I've seen the commercials. They have pills now to help you with that problem. (I'm using calming and gentle words again)

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    12. You should make some attempt to actually write like a girl instead of a 45 year old loser dude who's pretending to be a girl online. You might have more success that way.

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    13. Take another pill, 2:50. It will help to calm you down. It might not be the best day for you to venture out of the basement.

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    14. Hey you guys leave the ladies alone!

      Oh wait - there ARE no ladies here. Okay, carry on.

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    15. You already tried that insult. It fell flat and we all came to the conclusion that you're insane. Please refer to 2:29 and 2:34.

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    16. What? I know it's the first time that I made it. I guess there's more here than just me thinking it.

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    17. Nope. Its just you, trying to act like there are more.

      I see you took my advice and swallowed a pill and took a little nap.

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