This Is How Most Bigfoot Sightings Happen
When people try to envision a bigfoot sighting, they usually see something like the Patterson Gimlin film playing in their brain. Truth is, most bigfoot sightings happen just like this one:
Bigfoot injured by a forest fire was taken away and hidden by the authorities, not even Robert Lindsay can top this story
This story was circulating the internet way back in 2004, or maybe as far back as 1999. Back when everybody was on 56k dial-up modems and a "Facebook" was just a regular book with directory listing of names and headshots. This story was so disturbing and so shocking that nobody believed it at the time. It was the Robert Lindsay " Bear Hunter: Two Bigfoots Shot and DNA Samples Taken " story of the time. And like Robert's Bear Hunter story , this witness didn't have a name. The only thing known about the witness is that this person was a government employee, anonymous of course. The author of the story was a science teacher named Thom Powell who believe it really happened and that the whole story was an elaborate cover-up. Powell said the anonymous government employee alerted the BFRO about a 7.5 feet long/tall burn victim with "multiple burns on hands, feet, legs and body; some 2nd and 3rd degree burns". Sadly, there was no DNA samples taken from...
Take a lesson, trolls.
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Delete"these"? Somebody needs a lesson alright. A spelling lesson.
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DeleteMe too! Eh - where's the girls?
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DeleteA KABOOM at your expense that is Zabina.
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DeleteWe don't care your preference. Go look for dudes if you want. You'll still have to get up and out of the basement for that.
Deletehahaha! :) so good!
DeleteGirls may be everywhere but they sure aren't here (at least sane ones).
DeleteComing from an insane person (2:29), you'll have to pardon me if I don't take your opinion to heart.
DeleteI'm using gentle words here to try and keep you calm.
Yeah sure, if you could see over your huge belly, you'd see your tiny impotent wiener, but that hasn't happened in years. I guess that's why you pretend to be a girl.
DeleteDont talk to Zabo that way 2:39.
DeleteYou paint a lovely picture of yourself, 2:39. I've seen the commercials. They have pills now to help you with that problem. (I'm using calming and gentle words again)
DeleteYou should make some attempt to actually write like a girl instead of a 45 year old loser dude who's pretending to be a girl online. You might have more success that way.
DeleteTake another pill, 2:50. It will help to calm you down. It might not be the best day for you to venture out of the basement.
DeleteHey you guys leave the ladies alone!
DeleteOh wait - there ARE no ladies here. Okay, carry on.
You already tried that insult. It fell flat and we all came to the conclusion that you're insane. Please refer to 2:29 and 2:34.
DeleteWhat? I know it's the first time that I made it. I guess there's more here than just me thinking it.
DeleteNope. Its just you, trying to act like there are more.
DeleteI see you took my advice and swallowed a pill and took a little nap.
^ pizza eating sick'o
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