Monday, January 30, 2017

Bigfoot Investigators Believe They Have Found A Pattern In Behavior


The Trail to Bigfoot team believe they have discovered a pattern in the behavior of bigfoot in their research area. Check out their impression of John Madden as they tackle the situation. See what I did there?

33 comments:

  1. A pattern of a non existent creature? Well piss on my face and call me Joe Joe.

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    1. Non existent creatures don't leave physical evidence. How many comment sections have you "forgotten" about now?

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    2. Urinate all over my face and eat my feces

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    3. I'll take that as a capitulation. You did get a proper pasting yesterday after all.

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    4. I want you to really worship it. 8 inches, can you handle that?

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    5. There was 8 inches of comment section yesterday that you couldn't handle. Don't worry... Have another grilled cheese.

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    6. Then im gonna hold your nose, and your gonna take it all

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    7. You bloody wanker, no better than DS. Joe

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    8. I sure would fancy a "bloody wanker". Extra bloody actually mates.

      Joe

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    9. isn't it funny how the skeptic trolls are on here on a daily basis . it is as if they can't get through their inane day without coming on here pretending to be me (in the case of fake joe) or leaving nasty comments . You could say it is their daily cup of joe that gets them through the day
      Here is a typical day in the life of a troll:
      Refresh,refresh,refresh
      Wank,wank,wank
      Refresh, refresh,refresh
      Gulp, gulp, gulp (that mountain dew)
      wank,wank,wank
      Refresh ,refresh,refresh
      beddy bye

      and the cycle repeats in the morning
      Such a sad pathetic life really
      Rule Britannia !

      Joe

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    10. Your queen has rotten teeth and smells like a hobos ass

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    11. nah, you're thinking about your wife there mate
      sorry fake DS, your confusion may have something to do with all the moonshine you've been sopping up today
      Refresh, refresh, refresh

      Joe

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    12. The Queen is another one of the voices in his head. She punishes him severely when he needs it. He thoroughly enjoys every minute of it too.

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    13. is that the nickname you give your luvey duvey fake DS ? I'd hate to see her tarnished tiara . she must be a queen because she's married to a royal pain in the arse like you
      if the tiara fits....
      sorry matey
      refresh, refresh,refresh

      Joe

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    1. Urination in the mouth is far more interesting

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    2. Don't waste time talking with Iktomi, he just cares about footprints and hair samples while ignoring actual Bigfoot photos

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    3. Keep up the great work Iktomi...not only do you have to school the cement heads , now you have to deal with half baked sexual deviants and the mentally challenged!!! It is a very long row to hoe.

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    4. I don't mind the company of men

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    1. Your a fool DS. Don't try and come at lktomi or things will go very bad for you.

      Joe

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    2. Hey Doc, have you ever wondered why Iktomi chose that name?

      "Iktomi is a shapeshifter. He can use strings to control humans like puppets. He has also the power to make potions that change gods, gain control over people and trick gods and mortals."

      http://www.worldsofimagination.co.uk/god%20Iktomi.htm

      That's right, he admits through his own name that he uses sock puppets to manipulate people and cause discord. It's best to avoid him.

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    3. He's a grown man you wanker so he can do what he pleases. Joe

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    4. He'll answer to God for his bad choices

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    5. Fake DS has to answer to his own voices.

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  4. No evidence, even I am forced to concur. I am sending back your DNA but it's COD

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  5. Slow day at FDNY, apologies to all :)

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  6. Joe Fitsgerald once again has said, and brace yourself folks, bigfoot is a confirmed species. What an absolute howler.

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  7. Thats not a flanking maneuver.

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