Friday, December 30, 2016

Sasquatch vs. Dogman


From the Supernaturalist on youtube:

An officer of the forest recounts his time in the forest where he enoucnters not only a pair of sasquatch but a dogman as well. His true sasquatch encounter starts off innocently, only watching the pair from a distance but then he gets an up close and personal experience that leaves him ready to track them down.

Finding that they most likely migrate or hibernate during the cold months, he encounters a dogman, ready to take over their territory.

His true dogman encounter leaves him rattled after he finds the severed head of an elk waiting for him at his truck.

Not long after the Sasquatch return, the two cryptids wage war over the territoy that results in one of the most amazing eye witness reports that's ever been heard.

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    1. He'll take on any ol joe

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    2. I can clearly see a Black Lives Matter dwarf hiding in the bush. This black man with dwarfism believes that the evil white devil honkeys caused him to be born as a dwarf and he was taking a shortcut through this section of woods to meet up with his normal sized club members in town. They were going to burn a few businesses and lift a few flat screens to teach the public about the injustices of dwarfism caused by the white man. On his way to their party, the honkey devils caught and cornered him. If not for his illusive genetic trait that has been passed on from generation to generation (The "run-n-hidefromdapoe-poe gebe) he would have been outed.

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    3. ^ and always on the down low

      HA

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    4. Mad at you Stuart ?

      Your retarded. Can't get mad at a retard

      MMC

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  2. Saw what a pure loser you are Steven Stupidfart. You were trying to bull and intimidate Tim Fasano because he had a different point of view regarding scientific facts. Truely is a sad pitiful world for you to live in Stupidfart when you have to bully and troll those 28th a different view. You lead a miserable pathetic life you bug eye troll

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    1. Happy New Year PIB and I mean that "as nicely as is remotely possible"!

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    3. Ha! Jeeeeez, your so funny. My turn...

      Can you remember when you claimed that Patty couldn't possibly be human, because she has anatomical traits akin to Neanderthals? Bearing in mind, you weren't aware that the full name for them are in fact Homo (the genus that includes modern humans) Neanderthalensis.

      (Sigh)

      And that's just one plucked from the annals of your intellectual shortfalls. Stick to spending your entire time reading through my comments for grammatical errors, pal. It's certainly -- more prudent -- than attempting -- anything else.

      The Priggish Grammar Troll
      No matter what the discussion is about, the Priggish Grammar Troll will ignore the argument and pick on the one word you used incorrectly, like “alot” or misuses of “they’re,” “their” and “there.”
      http://www.smosh.com/smosh-pit/articles/18-types-of-internet-trolls

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    4. I think that you meant "you're so funny."

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    5. Ha! Yeah... If you like...

      (Point proven)

      : )

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    6. Happy new year 10:39 lol xx

      Happy new year Iktomi :) xx

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  3. So we're supposed to believe this? Wow!

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