Tuesday, December 6, 2016

My New House Came With A Bigfoot


From PacWest Bigfoot:

So, my new house came with Bigfoot in Mt. Shasta City, seriously, I have a Bigfoot living on my property, and I am not sure if this is an "interesting" thing so far, or if it all may go horribly wrong if I stick around any longer.

Population, well, since I moved to this quaint but weird little town it is now 3,292 3,293. But if you count what else lives out here past the edges of town that walk's upon two legs like you and me, well then, I have no idea what the population of Mt. Shasta City California would be but, I do know you could add a few more digits for sure!

But, before we get into the head count around here, let me tell you a little bit about the Bigfoot in my new yard, and what I might be doing about it...

8 comments:

  1. must be a house in never never land

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  2. Interestingly enough, while Bigfoot does not believe in the existence of Iktomi Joe, he does believe in fake Joe. Imagine that.

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    1. so now we know Haints and Fake Joe are actually Biscardi
      Cheetos for everyone !

      Joe

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  3. What is this? More liberal propaganda from the lame stream media? I'm not interested. Done.

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