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ts that time of year again folks:Twas the night before Christmas,And all through the house,Not a woman was stirring in Joes bed,Not even an ugly skank louse.The faked footprints were hung by the chimney with care.In hopes that Roger Patterson and his fake feet would soon be there.The monkey suits were stuffed in an old wood hut,And in one special suit, was a nice diaper butt.While visions of leaping yetis danced in Joes head,From the 50 fake encounters he had just before read.And Joe in his panties, and his male friend in a cap,They had just settled down for a long wet nap.When out in the woods, there arose such a clatter.Joe jumped out of the vaseline, to see what was them matter.Joe ran to the window, and through up the sash,But all he could see was Leons thick scumstache.Joe tried to see a bigfoot, he thought he had won,But alas, it was dmaker, who had just schooled him son!Joe could barely belive it, out the corner window he saw,Freeman faking some tracks, some large and some small. And then he found something, laying stuck in a limb,It looked like a hair, from his moms nasty chin.He took the hair home and gave it to Sykes,Who tested it many times, some say even thrice.And what results did then magically appear?Why nothing but brown bear, and opossum and deer.But Joe was sly, he knew what he could do,He could lie about it on bigfoot evidence,And blame inconsistencies on YOU!And if Joe should get questioned about his big load of bull.He could always blame skeptics and call them a fool.Yes in Joes mind, he knew he was right, so he yelled from the shuttersMerry Christmas My Hairy Monkey and to all a Good Wet Night!!!!!!!!
BLOWN THE FU.CK OUT! AGAIN!!!
Santa is going to bring me proof you just wait and see.Joeps...plus he`s getting me a gay porn magazine - at least that`s what i asked for in the letter i sent him.
^ tosser fake JoeAsked Santa for a penis pumpgot tweezers and a magnifying glass and yes there was a gay porn magazine thrown in out of pityJoe
It does us all good to see you troll wankers crying out so hard.
Don't listen to that fake wanker Joe, All I asked from Santa was a ASS ACHE !!nothing more. Tossers.Joe
^ Hope you get a big one up your caboose fake Joeextra points if it's from Santa even more extra points if it's from one of his reindeerJoe
^ fake Joe .Joe (the real one)
^ Hi haints !got any eggnog you yob ?Joe
Dang Joe !! How did you figure out that was Me that commented at 6:20 ?Good job.
Hey,it`s Christmas mporning and i have my gay porn magazine and a black dildo too - Santa thinks of everything doesn`t he just and knows what i really want...shame about the proof though - guess i`ll write a longer letter to him next year...oh well,back to the magazine (damn,the pages are stuck together already)Joe
^ Joe`s been having fun in the closet all day with his battery powered dildo - and now he`s on his second battery pack
Fake Joe loves playing around with his dildo today. Poor sot, between that and his sticky magazine it's the only thing he has going in his pathetic lifeand a tosser in a pear tree !Joe
These people are delusional
^ so says the guy named after a fastener made from two small flat parts joined together by a short bar ^Joe
^ what a dingbat.
butthurt much ?Joe
^ been pouring himself large tots all day and now feels brave enough to overcome the hurt that Santa didn`t bring him any proof yetstill,he`ll seek solace in the gay porn magazine he`s been thumbing through since early morning
^ they never let poor wankerplay in any wanker gamesGo easy on the eggnog mateJoe
How many time do I need to repeat it?Rifle. Thermal scope.Turn those "movements and footsteps" into a specimen. Why is that so hard for bigfooters to figure out?