Thursday, November 10, 2016

Louisiana Man Has Alien Encounter While Driving


A man in Louisiana claims to have had an encounter with an alien while driving to work. Cryptozoologynews.com reports:

The anonymous man claimed he was driving to work on Highway 90 in Amelia when he came upon the alleged alien.

“I exited off the highway and all of a sudden something ran in front of my car,” he said. “I slammed on my brakes. When I came to a stop, there it was.”

The man says the encounter took about three seconds but that he was able to take a “very good look at it” before it ran into the woods.

“It was right in front of my car, about one foot from my hood. We both stared at each other.”

To read more, click here.

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    1. ^ right

      And we are the only semi intelligent life form in the universe

      Wow, just wow

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    2. "Just as false", whilst checking on how false "Bigfoot" is.

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    3. you did once make the statement Joe that "anyone who doesn't believe in aliens should be shot". Care to explain yourself?

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    4. I don't have to explain black humour to the likes of you, who thinks rape comments are funny. But I think the fact that you ran to complain about it to Shawn was pretty funny considering.

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    5. Ran to Shawn like a little bltch

      Knowing that makes my.day

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    6. Once upon a time there was a garden with a pond and in this pond lived some frogs.One frog was called believer and he was very clever,the other frog was called 2:52 and he was (shall we say..closed minded).The garden was fenced off and the frogs had been put there by the owner when they were tadpoles.Believer frog was pondering on reality and was convinced there was more than they knew.He believed that there might be some thing else beyond the edge of the world(well behind the fencing).2:52 fell about laughing at the idea so Believer set about to find out.Because he was so clever he found some bits of broken mirror in the corner of the garden and fixed them to a bamboo and made a periscope which he used to peep over the fencing.What he saw was other gardens with ponds and other life forms.He showed 2:52 who found it mind blowing and he went mad,ever since then he spends all his time rocking back and forth saying "it's all just false...it's all just false" xx

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    7. Stuey is just a little frog in a little bedroom-pond after all.

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    8. And in his mommy's basement

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    9. With his hands in his pants

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    10. http://tapnewswire.com/2016/11/muslims-demand-locals-dont-walk-dogs-in-public-violation-of-sharia-and-disrespects-them/

      I thought muzzies liked dogs

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    11. If troll kisser,, filling my mouth with piss, is wrong !!

      """I DON'T WANNA BE RIGHT""!!

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    12. any man who bleeves in bigfoot need anally raping.

      to recreate the call you understand

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  2. Steven Stupedfart looks like an alien. Big bug eyes. Heard Stupedfart is a product of Riolo rimjobing Jamie Wayne. And we all thought Riolo would have to be artificially inseminated to reproduce. Shitout a turd with corn eyes and we affectionately call him Steven.

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    1. go change back to iktomi ^

      Jive turkey!!

      AC collins

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    2. ^ Especially between your ears!!!!

      Get over it,you're Busted!!

      UNO who.

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