Green Swamp Bigfoot Expedition To Take Place On Halloween
From Tim Fasano:
The summer is over. The weather has cooled and we are on our way to our annual three day/two night Halloween expedition using canoes to get into a deep area of the watershed complex. There will be 12 people this year.
Goodnight people! Troll meltdowns under this...
ReplyDeleteGuess who's back, guess who's back, guess who's back? T-FATS IS IN THE HOUSE! Or is that is the house? Timbo FATSano eats whole pumpkins for breakfast. I thought this 2nd. Rate Sasquatch researcher was working out and lifting weights! Remember those video vignettes? Turning over a new leaf so to speak. And does anyone remember how this toxic toolbag said he was finished with the Bigfoot community? Like 5 times that is. Yep I'm going on and on but Hell at least I'm not T-FATS.
DeleteGet your tickets and join us!
ReplyDeleteJust $799.00, meals inclusive.
We assume no liability for venomous snake bites, malaria, yellow fever, Dengue fever, Zika virus or intense boredom.
The intense boredom is a real risk.
DeleteNow then. Let us not dismiss this out of hand.
ReplyDeleteHere at Malt Beer State Park, there is nothing that gets the birds all clingy and rubby like a good bigfoot yarn. I've got at least twenty brasseries in the back of my El Dorado.
You skeptics can go to hell. This is a gold mine. A warm, wet goldmine.
Gotta go. Going to meet a young lady and partake of her gifting basket.
Mayor McCheese? Is that you?
DeleteIt seemed a little bit Brokresonesque in my opinion.
DeleteExcept for meeting the young lady part.
DeleteMaybe he meant "laddie".
I am not McCheese. But I have come to proclaim him.
DeleteIt is difficult to dumb it down for all of you dorks. You obviously have no perception of objective reality.
He is coming, to judge the living and the dead, and shall baptize you all with cheeseburgers.
She's done whizzing at the Flying J now. Crazy broad. Heading for Sarasota, and my safe house. And big, fat lines.
Ok. Tim, stick to Bigfoot and stop peddling DHEA. I do not want to hear about your hormones and testosterone levels.
ReplyDeleteFasano is a God. You should all be on your hands and knees, worshiping his feet.
ReplyDelete-Tim Fasano
Too bad me and Joe are in different time zones.
ReplyDeleteI would give him a solid uppercut right in the vag.
Because you're 3 feet tall?
DeleteTim Fasano is the Jane Goodall of the skunk ape. He's an ambassador for the species.
ReplyDeleteTeaming up with REO..TOTAL EMBARRASSMENT TO THE SPECIES .....WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU HAD ANY EVIDENCE TIM??
Deletewhen he caught you and rictor singing cher tunes at the motel 6 in tampa. good thing he left before you broke out the hot oil twister game huh DS
DeleteT-FATS 2016!!!!!!!!
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