The Paranormal Review wants to hear your bigfoot story. Send him whatever bigfoot stuff you have, videos, photos, or just a story about your encounter.
Do the audio captchas. Anyone from SoCal will fail the storefront captcha propaganda. They want you to recognize outhouses as stores because so that when the USA operates like Venezuela people will already be used to it.
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Hey mates, don't think that because I like to take it in the bum that I am a candy arsed sissy boy. In fact I am a power bottom with emphasis on the "power" !
Rumors abound on whether or not Finding Bigfoot will continue, but hopeful news is on the horizon. Snake Oil Productions, the production company responsible for Finding Bigfoot, is seeking a permit for filming in the Monterey, Virginia area. Monterey lies between the Monongahela and George Washington National Forests. Definitely a good place to look for bigfoot. We can only speculate if this means Finding Bigfoot has been signed on for additional seasons, or if perhaps a new bigfoot show is in the works. We'll keep you updated on any further announcements for sure.
Editor's Note: This is a guest post by Suzie M., a sasquatch enthusiast. Crypto-linguists believe that the species known Bigfoot/Sasquatch/Yeti/Yowie ect speak and understand a complex language, which by all accounts seems to stem from Asia. When one listens to it there is definitely a sense of it being Chinese or Japanese. It is a very odd mix of sounds, clicks and what could be actual words. This is the reason some experts are looking into the Asian dialect theory, some have said it could be a lost dialect, which was carried from Asia by the Bigfoot species that colonised America.
This story was circulating the internet way back in 2004, or maybe as far back as 1999. Back when everybody was on 56k dial-up modems and a "Facebook" was just a regular book with directory listing of names and headshots. This story was so disturbing and so shocking that nobody believed it at the time. It was the Robert Lindsay " Bear Hunter: Two Bigfoots Shot and DNA Samples Taken " story of the time. And like Robert's Bear Hunter story , this witness didn't have a name. The only thing known about the witness is that this person was a government employee, anonymous of course. The author of the story was a science teacher named Thom Powell who believe it really happened and that the whole story was an elaborate cover-up. Powell said the anonymous government employee alerted the BFRO about a 7.5 feet long/tall burn victim with "multiple burns on hands, feet, legs and body; some 2nd and 3rd degree burns". Sadly, there was no DNA samples taken from
No I ain't watching another video of this guy yammering in front of the camera.
ReplyDeleteNot. Another. Click.
TURDS
DeleteYou are slow fishboy, and dumb.
Deletefml
DeleteI always fail the captcha for storefronts. I grew up near Rodeo Drive and storefronts most definitely did not look like outhouses!
SO DO YOU SPEND A LOT OF TIME IN OUTHOUSES???
DeleteDo the audio captchas. Anyone from SoCal will fail the storefront captcha propaganda. They want you to recognize outhouses as stores because so that when the USA operates like Venezuela people will already be used to it.
Deletefishboy... go get a breath mint 'cause I'm workin here.
DeleteYEAH WORKIN ON MAKING YOURSELF LOOK LIKE BOZO THE CLOWN!!!
DeleteSlow it down y'all, yur hurtin me (tween duh ears) yo!
DeleteFuQ Paranormal ScamSquatch Find your own bigfoot.
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DeleteThanks, Free Sample Momma
Hey! Brandon Bodegi is the only one who gives out free samples around here. Get lost!
DeleteMatt, pls bring some Utah Sasquatch. ty
ReplyDeleteYes bring us that handsome devil
Deletewith a jawline that will cut glass
He won't likely find bigfoot
but he's got a nice ass
I'd fancy it if he took an interest in my arse !
DeleteJoe
Hey mates, don't think that because I like to take it in the bum that I am a candy arsed sissy boy. In fact I am a power bottom with emphasis on the "power" !
DeleteJoe
Nathan Reo < Robert "simply irresistible" Lindsay
DeleteFake Joe = bum toddler without a bib
DeleteJoe
With his mannerisms and sunglasses he's got the Ray Charles/Stevie Wonder thing going on there.
ReplyDeleteBy the way, what the hell was attacking his feet?
drugs
DeleteSend me your stories....true or not.
ReplyDeleteSend me your videos....fake or not.
Send me your photos....clear or not.
Make it up....I don't really care.
Are you not entertained?
^ Not funny,and go to hell!
DeleteToday, we call the Paranormal Reviewer "differently abled." When I was a kid, we called such individuals retarded.
ReplyDeleteI'd be willing to bet he has a closet full of "participation" trophies.
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