Bigfoot investigator Sooner Sasquatch stumbled across this set of huge footprints on a sandbar next to a lake. Whatever left them had much larger feet than his own. Check it out:
Does Hillary have a BODY DOUBLE? Bizarre conspiracy theory claims the pneumonia-stricken candidate has been replaced by a lookalike ......... WHAT THE ......
Looked like a body double too me. Hell Hitler had many doubles. So why wouldn't NOSKILLARY? They are one in the same mind you. And as for those HUGE footprints. There was nothing remotely HUGE about them!
I TOLD YOU, WE DO NOT MAKE GIANT CHOCOLATE COVERED GUMMY PENISSES.
WHO ARE THEY FOR???
MRS KNAPP, MATT TOLD ME YOU WERE GOING ON A DIET. TOLD ME HE HAS REPLACED HIS RIGHT SIDE SPRINGS ON THE DODGE TWICE, AND IT AIN'T EVEN 100,000K YET. DEALER WANTS TO KNOW WHAT HE'S HAULIN. STICK WITH YOUR DIET HONEY, MATTS REALLY LOOKING FORWARD TO YOU GETTING BACK UNDER 500LBS. OK SWEETIE, TELL MATT ALL CALL LATER AND WE'LL DO SOME MORE CRACK AND FORTEAN SLIP. OH, AND TELL YORK IT'S HIS TURN TO SUPPLY THE LUBE..
Wow. Some divots in the sand and they MUST be footprints. Ever hear of weathering? Ever look at large swathes of sand and see all manner of ripples, divots and creases? You know, the stuff that happens with piles of loose material that is exposed to the elements? Just when I think these idiots can't be any more stupid, someone like this comes along and posts a video.
This story was circulating the internet way back in 2004, or maybe as far back as 1999. Back when everybody was on 56k dial-up modems and a "Facebook" was just a regular book with directory listing of names and headshots. This story was so disturbing and so shocking that nobody believed it at the time. It was the Robert Lindsay " Bear Hunter: Two Bigfoots Shot and DNA Samples Taken " story of the time. And like Robert's Bear Hunter story , this witness didn't have a name. The only thing known about the witness is that this person was a government employee, anonymous of course. The author of the story was a science teacher named Thom Powell who believe it really happened and that the whole story was an elaborate cover-up. Powell said the anonymous government employee alerted the BFRO about a 7.5 feet long/tall burn victim with "multiple burns on hands, feet, legs and body; some 2nd and 3rd degree burns". Sadly, there was no DNA samples taken from...
Rumors abound on whether or not Finding Bigfoot will continue, but hopeful news is on the horizon. Snake Oil Productions, the production company responsible for Finding Bigfoot, is seeking a permit for filming in the Monterey, Virginia area. Monterey lies between the Monongahela and George Washington National Forests. Definitely a good place to look for bigfoot. We can only speculate if this means Finding Bigfoot has been signed on for additional seasons, or if perhaps a new bigfoot show is in the works. We'll keep you updated on any further announcements for sure.
Editor's Note: This is a guest post by Suzie M., a sasquatch enthusiast. Crypto-linguists believe that the species known Bigfoot/Sasquatch/Yeti/Yowie ect speak and understand a complex language, which by all accounts seems to stem from Asia. When one listens to it there is definitely a sense of it being Chinese or Japanese. It is a very odd mix of sounds, clicks and what could be actual words. This is the reason some experts are looking into the Asian dialect theory, some have said it could be a lost dialect, which was carried from Asia by the Bigfoot species that colonised America.
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ReplyDeleteDoes Hillary have a BODY DOUBLE? Bizarre conspiracy theory claims the pneumonia-stricken candidate has been replaced by a lookalike .........
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She can blend into her surrounding like a chameleon so she would be right next to you in the forest and you'll never know
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Looked like a body double too me. Hell Hitler had many doubles. So why wouldn't NOSKILLARY? They are one in the same mind you. And as for those HUGE footprints. There was nothing remotely HUGE about them!
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Deletematt, chris, phil, stewy(steve) have all placed orders in the cases.
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I TOLD YOU, WE DO NOT MAKE GIANT CHOCOLATE COVERED GUMMY PENISSES.
WHO ARE THEY FOR???
MRS KNAPP, MATT TOLD ME YOU WERE GOING ON A DIET. TOLD ME HE HAS REPLACED HIS RIGHT SIDE SPRINGS ON THE DODGE TWICE, AND IT AIN'T EVEN 100,000K YET. DEALER WANTS TO KNOW WHAT HE'S HAULIN. STICK WITH YOUR DIET HONEY, MATTS REALLY LOOKING FORWARD TO YOU GETTING BACK UNDER 500LBS. OK SWEETIE, TELL MATT ALL CALL LATER AND WE'LL DO SOME MORE CRACK AND FORTEAN SLIP. OH, AND TELL YORK IT'S HIS TURN TO SUPPLY THE LUBE..
Wow. Some divots in the sand and they MUST be footprints. Ever hear of weathering? Ever look at large swathes of sand and see all manner of ripples, divots and creases? You know, the stuff that happens with piles of loose material that is exposed to the elements? Just when I think these idiots can't be any more stupid, someone like this comes along and posts a video.
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