A mountain bike enthusiast believes he has figured out how to catch a bigfoot on video. He takes to the woods to apply his technique, and manages to capture something. Is it really a bigfoot?
I was worried for a second there because there is in fact a fully visible bigfoot in the clip and it looked for a second like he spotted it and I thought "oh shit there goes my 16-cents per month youtube income" but then he pointed the arrow firmly at nothing and proceeded to have that arrow track nothing so I was like "whew close one".
And he is talking about people studying his videos so they can become good videographers like him.
Editor's Note: This is a guest post by Suzie M., a sasquatch enthusiast. Crypto-linguists believe that the species known Bigfoot/Sasquatch/Yeti/Yowie ect speak and understand a complex language, which by all accounts seems to stem from Asia. When one listens to it there is definitely a sense of it being Chinese or Japanese. It is a very odd mix of sounds, clicks and what could be actual words. This is the reason some experts are looking into the Asian dialect theory, some have said it could be a lost dialect, which was carried from Asia by the Bigfoot species that colonised America.
Thanks to The Crypto Crew for recording this video of Dr. Melba Ketchum discussing her Bigfoot DNA paper on local TV news Texas. According to Ketchum, her paper should be published in the next couple of months.
Peace!!!
ReplyDeleteThis was mighty, mighty lame! You'd think it was a slow news day B.E.
DeleteI was worried for a second there because there is in fact a fully visible bigfoot in the clip and it looked for a second like he spotted it and I thought "oh shit there goes my 16-cents per month youtube income" but then he pointed the arrow firmly at nothing and proceeded to have that arrow track nothing so I was like "whew close one".
ReplyDeleteAnd he is talking about people studying his videos so they can become good videographers like him.
My secrets are safe... for now.