Saturday, July 9, 2016

Bigfoot Throws Gigantic Boulder At Man

From Sasquatch Chronicles:

Tonight I speak to several witnesses that have had strange encounters with Sasquatch in the woods. Randy talks about an encounter he had where a 300lbs rock was thrown off of a cliff at him along with strange vocalizations. I also speak to Kevin, a former police officer who had an encounter which sounded like "Two apes fighting"


  1. I'd fancy having something else gigantic thrown at me !


  2. All i wanna do is chill with Joe Joe
    Then hit the fool 58 times with my Fo Fo.
    Gonna make him savor the taste
    Of my cream cheese on his face.
    Yeah of my cream cheese!!
    Yeah of my cream cheese!!

    And then im gonna give it to him
    Steady hard on his chin
    Yeah pin stripe down that fat face
    Gonna Joerg him hard to win the race

    Yeah of my cream cheese!
    Yeah of my cream cheese!!
    Ohhhhhhh Myyyyyyyyy Joerggggg!!!!!!