Saturday, July 2, 2016

Bigfoot and Bamboo: The Origin of Fireworks


You might have known that fireworks were invented in China, but did you know the very first fireworks were created to scare off bigfoot-like creatures living in the mountains? Ah ha!


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  1. When you're an ISF'er you lie, you pretend and you sock puppet. It's what you do.

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    1. Hey mate, I fancy another kind of use for bamboo !

      Joe

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    2. Woman pulls up dressing gown – has a poo – then boyfriend smells her hand

      http://metro.co.uk/2016/07/01/woman-pulls-up-dressing-gown-has-a-poo-then-boyfriend-smells-her-hand-5978238/

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    3. ^ Hmmm,I`d be smelling her ass and not her hand..what a strange man he must be.

      Joe.

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    4. ^ Hmmm,I`d be smelling her ass and not her hand..what a strange man he must be.

      Joe.

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    5. Joey ! i'd fancy that in a hearbeat tiger !
      We could escape this madness and run away to a deserted island just you an me honeybunch

      XXX

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    1. ^ try women homer

      Tonight my neighbor just disclosed to the hood that he has a big cat on his property. Sure put a damper on the festivities. I told him to not try to befriend it. They may be cute but they are big and wild

      MMC

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  3. Well there you go. This is all the proof lktomi needs. Stories dating back to 200 B.C. is all the evidence required.

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    1. When you're an ISF'er you lie, you pretend and you sock puppet. It's what you do.

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    2. Oh OUCH - that really stung! Right to the core! Please I'm begging you - have mercy. Don't use that phrase on me again. I'll be good - I promise. No more criticism or doubt from me!

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    3. The 200 B.C. Chinese are the most credible voice in the Bigfoot community today.

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