Saturday, June 11, 2016

Man Talks About His Encounters With Ozark Bigfoot

From Bigfoot Eyewitness Radio:

David White

Tonight's guest, David White, grew up in the foothills of the Ozark Mountains and has been interested in the Sasquatch phenomenon since he was small.

Dave's here to tell us about 4 Sasquatch encounters he's had, over the years.

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  1. Peace, maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!!!

    1. First you gotta put your back into it,
      Don't stop, just Joerg it, Joerg it,
      Then you roll your tongue from the crack,
      Back to the front.

      My neck, my back
      Lick my Joergy and my crack!!!!!


    2. Like Strawberry Joerg,
      Hot July Moon,
      Saw Everything

      First taste of Joerg,
      Ewwwwwww, bitter sweet,
      And green on the vine
      Like Strawberry Joerg.

    3. Tonight i climbed the wall
      I took Joerg by the hand
      We ha come so far to fall
      Couldn't stand to see it end
      So tonight I climbed the Joerg.

      Remember When, I was young and so was Joerg
      And time stood still
      And Joerg was all we knew
      Joerg was the first, so was I,
      We made love and then Joerg cried
      Remember When

    4. The boys tell how Joergy fell
      And Joergys livin in cheap hotels
      The deserts quiet, and Wales is cold,
      And so the story ends were told

      But Joergy needs your prayers its true.
      And save a few, for Dover too.
      He only did what he had to do.
      And now, hes Joerging old.

    5. Joergies daddy
      Was taking him fishing
      When he was 8 years old
      A little Joerg came through the front gate
      Holding a whacking pole

      And Joergy said
      Take Jinormous johnson, take tommy tbone,
      Take my best friend Joe
      Take anybody that you want as,
      Long as Joerg don't go
      Take anyone in the world.

      But pleeeeeeaaaaasssee
      Don't take the Joerg!

    6. Ho hum ,ho hum
      I like it up my bum,
      It`s really so much fun,
      especially when you cum,

      Ho hum,ho hum ,ho hum.

    7. Those are some catchy tunes!

    8. If they run a DNA test on A.C. , they're likely to find fried chicken, watermelon, and a very pronounced "stupid" gene.