Monday, June 13, 2016

Florida Group Puts Together Compilation Of Their Best Bigfoot Images


The Crypto Reality team of Florida put together a compilation of their best shots of bigfoot from 2015-2016. These guys have an uncanny ability to capture images of bigfoot. Check it out:

To watch the video, click here.

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    1. Joe`s now upset he`s not first...shame he has always been second rate person and even this small issue results in a tantrum in front of mommy.

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    2. ^ hides his collection of butt plugs under his bed in a shoe box so mommy wont find them

      Joe

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    3. Trust me, I know where blokes hide butt plugs!

      Joe

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    4. ^ and where do you hide yours fake Joe ?
      i'll bet you don't even wash them after every use, gross wanker

      Joe

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    5. please stop talking to yourself some people want to learn about bigfoot here not your sick hobbies.

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    1. ^ Oddly it`s a concept he`s not fond of.

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    2. I'm sorry you take an intellectual b-slap so personally. Maybe you need to look inward at your own issues as opposed to accusing people of not valuing peace.

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    3. ^ No,I don`t need to.

      You`re clearly unhinged at best.The very way you seem to act out an "on patrol" persona proves you`re a mental defect.

      Hahahaha hahahahah you utter wanker boy.

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    4. Anyone for a quick shufty in the bushes?

      Joe.

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    5. OHHHHHH MYYYYYYY JOERGGGGGG!!!!!

      I want to feel Joerg deep within my walls,
      I love the way Joerg peeks over the bathroom stalls,
      I love the way Joerg dips into the chocolate,
      I lvoe the way Joerg opens hsi mouth!!!!

      OHHHHHH MYYYYYYY JOERGGGGG!!!!!!!

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    6. 3:35... "On patrol"? I'm the troll of trolls. Nothing more pathetic than a troll that cries about having his own medicine.

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    7. i'd jump in the bushes with you . don't be shy lover, hit me up

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  3. Unless you can prove that these photos don't show actual bigfoot, then these are actual bigfoot.

    -Joe Iktomi

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    1. "A stupid man's report of what a clever man says can never be accurate, because he unconsciously translates what he hears into something he can understand."
      - Bertrand Russell

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    2. "You can literally stitch a pair of comedy breasts on a crappy ape suit and film your friend walking in it and these morons will believe it" - R Patterson

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    3. Replicate it and you may have a valid point. Otherwise, got monkey suit?

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    4. "Based on the skin folds and excess adipose tissue seen on her body, it is very likely that “Patty” has at least reached middle age, and almost certainly has had one or more offspring, based on the size and shape of her breasts. In the mature, fertile human female, it is very common for the breasts to undergo a significant change in shape as a result of child-bearing. Prior to becoming pregnant, the woman’s breasts may be located in a relatively high position on her chest, and be prominent anteriorly. With pregnancy, the change in hormonal levels results in the glandular (milk-producing) tissue in the breast increasing its size, with the degree dictated by that individual’s genetics. If the woman then opts to breast feed her infant following delivery, the glandular size increase will persist as long as that process is ongoing. Once nursing has been discontinued, the glandular tissue will reduce in size, with the breast becoming smaller. The skin envelope around the breast tissue will attempt to contract back to its original size and shape, but if the increase in volume during (and after) pregnancy was significant, and if nursing was continued for a prolonged period of time (several months), the overlying skin may have actually grown to the larger size. As such, it will not be able to contract back to the pre- pregnancy dimensions. In appearance, it becomes more flattened and longer, with a resultant “drooping” characteristic. Multiple pregnancies only serve to make this condition more prevalent."
      - O. Allen Guinn, III, M.D., F.A.C.S. Aurora Plastic Surgery
      Lee’s Summit, MO

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    5. I don't think anyone questions the existence of droopy boobs. It's the specimen they are claimed to droop from that is lacking.

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    6. 4:19 did, and if those droopy boobs are real you have reason to sweat on that specimen turning up.

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    7. The plastic surgeon talks about droopy boobs on humans but has no way to test whether Patty's are real or if she is even real.

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    8. For someone who's pioneered breast reduction surgery, he's most certainly qualified to look at the breasts of a human, whether in person or on film footage, and know if they're biological or not.

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    9. Iktomi uses jackass reasoning.

      -Bertrand Russell

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    10. Lol, old Bertrand had Iktomi pegged.

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    11. I'd fancy getting pegged by Bertrand !

      Joe

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    12. ^^^^Got an update for you Joe. Your go to plastic surgeon has fell off the face of the Earth. I've no doubt he's in business somewhere. Maybe he's moved to higher digs but I can not reiterate how low rent than mans office and the surrounding area is/was. It is a sea of tanning salons, discount cigarette stores and fly by night car dealerships.

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    13. LOL - Joe's "qualified expert".

      If you believe in Bigfoot and support his line of thought than you are the best in the field according to Joe.

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    15. Dr. Guinn is board certified as a Plastic Surgeon by the American Board of Plastic Surgery. He is also a published author in both medical texts and journals, including articles on breast reduction techniques that he personally designed.

      Medical School
      Tufts University - School of Medicine, Boston, Massachusetts
      General Surgery
      Fit*simons Army Medical Center, Aurora, Colorado
      University of Massachusetts, Worcester, Massachusetts
      Hand Surgery
      University of Connecticut, Hartford, Connecticut
      Plastic Surgery
      University of Missouri, Kansas City, Missouri
      Certifications
      American Board of Plastic Surgery
      Fellow American College of Surgeons

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  4. Quite an eventful weekend. 10 cloaked bigfoots walked into camp and mindspoke with the clan leader "gonth" who told me that patty let herself be filmed for a reason. I was then promoted to clan elder which was an honor. A portal then appeared and the cloaked bigfoots then disappeared through it. Multiple witnesses saw it so dont worry about that and im definately not mentally ill.

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    1. Prove that didn't happen, skeptics!

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    2. You could start with what's measurable by existing scientific means.

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    3. Well according to merchant bigfoot isnt measurable by existing scientific means.

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    4. Well, Merchant obviously speaks for the community and is the authority on all things Bigfoot. Great point 6:24.

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    5. ^ fake Vegas.


      I think the world of Merchant and don't doubt people who claim to have strange experiences around relict hominids... But if I were you, 6:24, I wouldn't be dwelling on the scientifically unmeasurable as it does not make the measurable go away.

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    6. I use to enjoy his vids, but let's be honest, what evidence does he bring to the table..I could be wrong, anyone have a link?

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    7. Not any less evidence than you do, DS.

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    8. Unlike you Dr. Bag-squatch they reliably bring BF images to the public in a consistent and repeatable manner. If you can't see anything in Mark's videos you are effectively blind.

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    9. So sad, Matt Johnson seemed like a solid eyewitness... before he lost his mind and started talking about BF communicating with him in the bathtub only if he burned certain aroma therapy candles.

      Oh. My. God.

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    10. 8:34, you said "Unlike me, they bring BF images to the public, in a consistent repeatable manner"
      REALLY? I COULD BARELY MAKE ANYTHING OUT IN THE ABOVE VIDS (NOT KNOCKING THEM, JUST SAYIN)
      SHOW ME THEIR 2 BEST PICS! BET YOU DON'T SEND LINKS!!
      BHAHAHAHAHAH

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  5. There is still no definitive proof that sasquatches exist, but Iktomi and his mentally ill comrades seem to have incredibly detailed knowledge of these creatures hunt, hide, behave, think, and interact with the surrounding environment. They're able to collect all this fascinating information that scientists miss, so getting a body or specimen shouldn't be that hard, right?

    LOL!

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    1. Bigfoot is everywhere and no where.

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    2. When asked why no specimen footers jump through all sorts of hoops. Its really entertaining stuff.

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  6. Zero bigfoots

    BLOWN THE FU CK OUT

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    1. I see you're point but how do you explain the vague blur {with NO red circle!} at the something, something mark of the video? Admittedly, I didn't watch the video. Didn't see the point...

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  7. Uncanny... the opposite of canny.

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  8. QVC has a better compilation of bigfoot image's.

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  9. Modern humans... they're whats for dinner.

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