The Tracking Sasquatches Team caught footage of two, bipedal hominids on their trail camera. Unfortunately the hominids were easily identified. In fact it was the Trail To Bigfoot research team.
Dude I love it; you know footers are responding to one another's wood knocks, squatch calls, and probably misidentifying each other's footprings.
Just Kidding! We know what REALLY HAPPENS:
The 'foots use their mind powers to "cloak" themselves in a sort of mirage that makes them appear like a group of drunk, over-weight, under-educated goons (aka footes) so that other footers don't catch on to them.
Editor's Note: This is a guest post by Suzie M., a sasquatch enthusiast. Crypto-linguists believe that the species known Bigfoot/Sasquatch/Yeti/Yowie ect speak and understand a complex language, which by all accounts seems to stem from Asia. When one listens to it there is definitely a sense of it being Chinese or Japanese. It is a very odd mix of sounds, clicks and what could be actual words. This is the reason some experts are looking into the Asian dialect theory, some have said it could be a lost dialect, which was carried from Asia by the Bigfoot species that colonised America.
Ha!
ReplyDeleteWhat percentage of "bigfoot" calls are just another group of bigfoot "researchers" bellowing back from the next ridge over?
ReplyDeleteI'm thinking 100%.
And I'm thinking you're a complete and total idiot for writing that comment.
DeleteGet back in your straight jacket.
When finding BF was in gladwin mi some locals knew their whereabouts and did precisely that
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2:43 simply a dumb comment.
DeleteSomebody's butthurt (cough 2:43 cough).
DeleteI love mad footers. They know they have nothing but childish insults.
DeleteDude I love it; you know footers are responding to one another's wood knocks, squatch calls, and probably misidentifying each other's footprings.
DeleteJust Kidding! We know what REALLY HAPPENS:
The 'foots use their mind powers to "cloak" themselves in a sort of mirage that makes them appear like a group of drunk, over-weight, under-educated goons (aka footes) so that other footers don't catch on to them.
They are deviously clever creatures!
Bigfoot is a social phenomenon.
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