Tuesday, May 10, 2016

Witness Encounters The Green Man Of England


From SasquatchChronicles.com: My encounter with “The Green Man”

I can remember following the bigger boys at a distance maybe 20 yards ahead of me. I don’t know what made me stop and look to my left, but on the edge of the meadow beside a large tree there was a huge figure, I remember craning my neck to look up at the creatures face, now I estimate 7-8 feet tall. The creature had lots of long hair draping down from its body which was full of twigs and leaves (like a guilly suit). The face was huge, deep set eyes, the long thin lips were open and it was smiling at me, I thought it was smiling but the rest of it’s face wasn’t, know I think it was showing it’s teeth. I was literally 10 feet away from this thing and I ran, I ran as fast as I could and caught the bigger boys, by this time they were nearing the edge of the woods. I never told anyone about this sighting, for years afterwards I would have nightmares about this creature coming through the woods coming to get me. I would have nightmares that this thing was in our house downstairs. When I laid on the pillow My heart beat would sound like it’s foot steps coming to get me. It really did shake me up, I had no confidence growing up, and I couldn’t get this image out of my head.

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18 comments:

  1. Give us the abholi explanation chick!

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    1. I've had a much different kind of "encounter" with the Green Man of England, if you gents understand my meaning !

      Joe

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    2. I don't really understand what you mean Joe, but I'm guessing that it has to do with gay sex in some way.

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    3. Fake Joe has never met a bloke he wouldn't shake and bake with and that is scary business


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    4. ^ extremely lame comeback Joe. Did a retarded 6 year old come up with that one.

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    5. Actually yes, I got it from your girlfriend.
      Me sorry , you have never had one
      sorry chum

      Joe

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    6. ^ suspicious use of word "chum" - would that be prefixed by "Bum" ?

      trying to get to Bum-Chum were you ?

      is there nothing that isn`t twisted and contorted to encompass some gay meaning by your mind ?

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    7. ^ you are such a confused fella.
      Hope you get the help you desperately need

      Joe

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  2. looks like the Ohio YAHOO ....

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  3. I think the trolls finally succeeded. Either Joe is on vacation or has a job. Or he is finally got the hint and left the blog. Probably found a new one. Us trolls should look at other blogs for his posting style. But for now, we should take pride in the fact that he is gone. Good riddance.

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    1. Maybe we can celebrate with a troll gay orgy !

      Joe

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    2. Can me and my husband join in ?!?!

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    3. you guys really suck and maybe that means something good for you but to me it just means you are all tremendous tossers without equal

      Joe

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    4. You yet again fail to take responsibility for your own actions.You started the abuse with the constant snide,contemptuous remarks merely because a person disagreed.This has been going on for years and you haven`t been singled out for no reason.I saw a person try to reason with you years ago and offered a "truce" (I guess) but you deliberately stated that you didn`t wish to cease your actions.Now you suffer the consequences daily,probably zooming in towards a major breakdown of some vital organ or another.You must be living in a nightmare.From what I have seen of your behavior over the years you thoroughly deserve every mauling you get.

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    5. 9;48 surely it is thee who "sucks" ?

      No ?

      Methinks you do .

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  4. I've heard of little green men but never a big green man...

    Plop !

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    1. Surely you've heard of the jolly green giant.

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  5. An encounter with a green man is a euphemism, isn't it?

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