Monday, May 16, 2016

Were Bigfoot Bodies Discovered After Famous Mt. St. Helens Eruption?


A number of conspiracy theorists claim that numerous bigfoot bodies were discovered after the eruption of Mt. St. Helens. While there has been nothing but hearsay to support this, one would still have to believe that the odds are bigfoot were living within the area of the eruption at the time, and some of them most likely lost their lives.

Several of the bodies, Bigfoot researchers have been told, were reportedly found on the 105-mile-long Cowlitz River, in the Cascade Mountains. Military Chinook helicopters were said to have been flown into the area and later exited with the corpses of several large, hairy, ape-like animals hanging from powerful nets strung beneath the helicopters. Their destination remains unknown. In 2012, a story surfaced from a former National Guardsman who maintained that he was actually on-site when at least some of the Bigfoot recoveries occurred – under cover of extensive secrecy. Incredibly, he claimed that not all of the retrieved Bigfoot were dead – some were burned and injured, and a few critically so. Particularly outrageous is the claim that the military had assistance from one or two unharmed Bigfoot that helped guide military personnel to the site where the injured, hairy giants lay!

There is absolutely no doubt that the stories of the dead and injured Bigfoot of the Mount St. Helens disaster of May 1980 are fascinating. Admittedly very problematic, however, is the glaring fact that none of the alleged, retired or former military personnel that have divulged such fantastic stories have been willing to reveal their names and/or proof of their employment at a military or government level. Unless, or until, such a thing does occur, the story will likely remain as hazy and controversial as it is sensational and potentially groundbreaking.

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    1. I'd like discover your body if you know what I mean.

      Joe

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    2. How about I help you to start an eruption mate ?

      Joe

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    3. lots of BIGFOOTS gitin killed when ol Mt. Helens blew her top..

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  2. Why did the military have to use Chinook helicopters to rescue Bigfoots? Why didn't the Bigfoots just teleport through a portal or hitch a ride with their pals the grey aliens?

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    1. They were hurt and incapacitated!

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    2. More like butt hurt and imaginary.

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    3. black ops took care of the dead bigfoots , to keep folks in the dark about bigfoot

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  3. Now THIS is exactly what footery needs to be taken seriously by the mainstream scientific community. Questionable "evidence" and unreliable witness reports haven't convinced the scientific mainstream, so maybe if footers delve further into conspiracy theories, that, in the aftermath of a volcanic eruption in allegedly prime squatch territory, there were no bigfoot carcasses despite the dead remains of innumerable other animal species because (A) there is no bigfoot or (B) there is Bigfoot but the Bigfoot carcasses were rounded up by the Men in Black. I wonder what the most reasonable conclusion would be? One that will get them taken seriously. Who knows? Maybe those bodies were brought back to the Smithsonian to be stored with giant red headed skeletons, a dangerous secret that the government must keep from us lest these demonic forces create ever more portals into our world from the deranged hallucinogenia of the Sasquatch world? Maybe once Trump is in office he will have the fortitude to unlock the hidden presidential squatch files that keep knowledge of mindrape and interdimensional travel from us mere mortals. Serious Question: do footers ever listen to themselves? Is there any doubt at this point why the lot of you are the equivalent of shooting fish in a barrel for hoaxers?

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    1. Stop making sense. It's not wanted on this site.

      Joe

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    2. ^what's the problem? We know that the government has been covering up bigfoot, mental probes, giant skeletons, and the alien/nephilim origins of humanity. This is well documented.

      Throw on your tinfoil hat and wise up!

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    3. Did you just say something about anal probes, giant dildos, and alien sexual organs ?

      Joe

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    4. Aren't you the kinky one Mr. Joe. :)

      Ricky

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    5. There is an abundance of wildlife that survive eruptions like this. A rare creature that can think like a human would no doubt have a far better chance of surviving it.

      Nice to see the Smithsonian's documentation of large skeletal remains is on your meltdown list... I haven't even reeled off the Bureaus yet. But that's ok, you can mould logic to trying to condemn a conspiracy that nobody is peddling, for a conspiracy of three generations of scientists hoaxing against their professions.

      Keep up the meltdown Stuey. It's beautiful.

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    6. Joktomi has no idea how silly she looks, does she.

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    7. Yo Iktomi! Can you give a few references about the giant skeletons hidden at the Smithsonian? From the Smithsonian itself or scientific journals? I'm interested in what reputable scientific outlets have to say and what the scientific consensus on giant skeletons is. To help you save time, don't worry about blog posts, bigfoot enthusiast discussion forums, or personal websites. Cites to reputable academic journals would be ideal. Also, I do have an interest in the psychology underlying conspiracy theories/theorists, so in the absence of reputable peer reviewed scientific journals discussing the legitimacy of giant skeletons, id be interested in cool tinfoil hat theories describing how and why giant skeleton knowledge has been suppressed. Thanks!

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    8. You got schooled withe Scientific American! Ha ha ha!!

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  4. This Joe person has some mental problems. Get help!

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    1. I think Joe is one of those people that have multiple personalities.

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    2. You are talking about the fake Joe who comes on here and spouts verbal diarrhea concern his sexual fantasies . Don't mind him, he's an unstable wanker who escaped from his cell and they've been trying to get him back ever since without much success but they are closing in to his whereabouts.
      Rule Britannia !

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    1. bigfoot or dogman both will get you for sure

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