Killing Bigfoot In East Texas
From Sasquatch Central:
A redneck woman- Anna, in East Texas claims she shot at Big Foot in her backyard, to protect her daughter and save her dog. This report has the entire team excited – a wounded monster should be easy to track down. Bobby and Brandi climb into his pickup and race down to meet her. The GCBRO is called in. The men check out the tracks, trails and game camera photos that Anna took. Anna shows them a hair sample she found attached to her shoe! It is sent away for DNA analysis. The team visits a nearby resident who has had a Bigfoot encounter at a golf course: he takes the GCBRO to his aunt’s house- who has an amazing number of weird phenomena on her property- including possible giant Bigfoot Nests hanging from trees! Back at Anna’s house, the GCBRO team sets up an all night hunt to kill the creature who has been terrorizing this family. The hunt reveals Bigfoot trails, and foot-tracks and some very close calls with the monster.
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ReplyDeleteDo you still believe that nut Alaska Bush Pilot's story about hunting a leopard in South America?
Deletefake DMaker is fake
DeleteNo one here cares about ISF joetomi. You are so very,very strange.
DeleteWho the hell is "Alaska Bush Pilot"?
Deleteiktomi's tinder handle
DeleteThumbs down for stinky fish
DeleteAnd the hair turns out to be Iktomi Joe's arse hairs. He was making love to a barbed wire fence.
ReplyDeleteGCBRO: Guts Can Be Round and Obese.
DeleteFat fockers only need apply. Chicks: Your thighs need to be bigger than your teats.
If I recall correctly, DNA expert Dr. Melba Ketchum had a habituation site in Texas where she regularly interacted with playful family of five sasquatches. They built stick structures, braided the hair on her horses, enjoyed blueberry bagels, and communicated via mindspeak with their angelic and human kin. Is there a relationship here?
ReplyDeleteThere was a sad ending to the affair when one of the Forest People "mind raped" poor Melba.
DeleteMelba did not mind the rape part. However, the Forest Person didn't last long enough.
Deletemindrape is best rape.
DeleteCould someone please explain to me WTF "mind-rape" is? I hear it brought up all the time with "mindspeak" but I have no idea what either of these things mean
DeleteThe team waddles and shuffles out into the field. But without a Burger King, Mickey D's or KFC nearby, they soon lose strength. They are so desperate, they would even settle for Chick-Fil-A or Subway.
ReplyDeleteNew Series: Joel Osteen, Creflo Dollar and John Hagee invoke Jeebus Crust and Dog Almighty to make Bigfoot show himself.
ReplyDeleteHello morons!
ReplyDeleteWe're a bit hip deep in snallygasters at the mo. No worries. We kill stinky apes, on sight, as a rule of thumb. Mostly 50 cal black powder. we'll put the whoop ass on your stupid bigfeets. When we get liquored up and start shootin nothin is left.
If my wolf hounds haven't brought it home in cold, lifeless chucks it doesn't exit. They are too smart, too fast and too savage.
ReplyDeleteI have a two year old bitch named Chernya that destroyed my Chevy Cobalt. Cost me an axle. If there was an animal like bigfoot they would have destroyed it and pooped it up when Bob Gimlin was still wearing short pants.
ReplyDeleteIt's creepy how the ISF'ers hang out here all day and night suckling on the teats of Joe and DWA. The ISF'ers must be desperate and lonely losers
ReplyDeletewhat are you on about? I've clocked em. unless bigfoot can fly like Superman he's toast. That saggy ass thing in the video would be dead in 30 seconds if my dogs got it.
DeleteWow. This place has become an ISF footer satellite forum. Goes to show how demented and obsessed they really are. All of them sock on the BFF as well.
DeleteShut up Matt
DeleteYes, we ISFer's are constantly looking for crazy ass sites to colonize and spread the gospel of skepticism and logic. Looks like we have a lot of work to do here.
DeleteThey killed my favorite colt. He was beautiful. Like a son. found him dead and chewed uP. I was sad, but not angry. I never dreamed they could climb fences.
ReplyDeleteHis name was Rio. Happy now?
DeleteIf your colt would have just cooperated with the hair braiding he would be alive to this day. Squatch don't take kindly to messing around while they do their braiding.
DeleteTerrible blog, frankly it sucks.
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