Tuesday, April 12, 2016

Mississippi Yeti Encounter


A woman and her four year old son were visiting her parents at their Mississippi home when she spotted a bigfoot creature approaching the home. The creature was covered in white hair, and didn't seem to care that it was out in the open.


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  1. And then, after Bigfoot left, magic fairies named Iktomi Joe and MMC flew down and granted the woman three wishes.

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    1. Sorry, no magic fairies, just fact. Bigfoot travel through portals into other dimensions. That is why they are so illusive. If you can't deal with science then I can't help you.

      MMC

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    2. MMC, EFFING TROLLS ARE GETTING IN THE WAY OF MY RESEARCH!! IM STUDYING UP ON THE CONNECTION OF THE FLAT EARTH COVERUP TO PORTALS AND NEPHALIM AND IM GOING TO START DARWING PICTURES OF WHAT I THINK NEPHILIM LOOK LIKE. SOME ONE LEFT A PEN AT A BUS STOP SO I GRABBED IT PLUS I GOT FREE NAPKINS AT A SUBWAY TO DRAW ON. I DIDNT BUY ANYTHING AT SUBWAY BECAUSE I DIDNT HAVE CASH BUT THEY STILL LET ME HAVE NAPKINS. I CANT ERASE WITH THE PEN SO IM GOING TO TRY TO FIND A PENCIL WITH AN ERASER IF SOMEONE LEAVES ONE BEHIND, I WILL TRY TO HAVE SOMEONE TAKE A PICTURE OF MY NEPHALIM DRAWING AND TELL THEM TO UPLOAD IT SO PEOPLE CAN SEE IT.

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    3. You've missed your exorcism again haven't you stu?

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    4. Still pissed about your botched lipo, TCT?

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    5. Haints- are you jealous you didn't get your three wishes.
      Let me guess what your three wishes might be luv
      1. all the xbox and playstation games in the world
      2. a lifetime supply of cheetos
      3. a lifetime supply of toilet paper (two ply of course)

      Joe

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    6. Has it gotten to the point now where i cant even post myself without some loon pretending to be me or some other knucklehead saying its not the real me. Get a life kid!

      MMC

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    7. Bigfoot is real, skeptic. Quit trying to pretend that you are a bigfooter exposing bigfooters posing as skeptings when you yourself are a skeptic posing as a bigfooter who is exposing skeptics, ya bastid!

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    8. For all you knuckleheads pretending to be me, when you can prove that portals do not exist then you will have disproved Bigfoot's existence. The burden is on you, however. If alternate dimensions are too much for you to handle I suggest watching an episode or two of Stargate, if you can handle the science, that is.

      MMC

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    9. Triple Cheese Topping pays refugees to load ladles with hot cheese and fling said melted cheese into her bloated face. If they do not splap her across the face after the cheese slinging she refuses to pay them. Real class act there, TCT.

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    10. Don't you know there's NO cussing here, stupid?!

      MMC

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    11. I can totally see that you are trying to be creative there. But boy, once again another let down. It just falls flat.

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    12. Hey Chick, can you please email me. I really need to talk to you about something. Thanks

      MMC

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    13. Just like every man's libido when they catch a glimpse of your poorly aging mug.

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    14. Which one is chick? Is it TCT? Is TCT the same crow that used to be called Chick?

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    15. Seriously Chick. Email me soon. We've got to do something babe.

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    16. Yes, portals and saddlebags. You must confer. Western civilization is in the balance.

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    17. 5:42.....yes they are the same person.

      She changed her name out of embarrassment when it was reviled that she was stupid enough to give out her real life info to her good friend joekomi.

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    18. So Joe f'ed Chick/TCT over. What a dick Joekomi is.

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    19. Yep he/she/it did just that.

      To be fair TCT is pretty stupid. I mean come on she believes in bigfoot. It is easy to see how a cyber stalker would be attracted to her.

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    20. ChickSaturday, July 26, 2014 at 9:02:00 PM PDT
      Uno IS a Super Friend and earned that first too!

      Hey, how can I get one of those jobs as a paid troll?!!! Hear me Shawn? ; )

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    21. Dont feed the troll!! It may appear that Joe is fighting with someone because he believes in ludicrous things, but in reality he is just a paid troll, here to garner blog hits and bring in others. By playing the role of the dopey bigfoot enthusiast who is judgmental of everyone, he produces perfect troll bait. He criticizes legitimate people to engage in debates that bump blog traffic. He throws out crazy statements which encites more responses. He copies and pastes everything, knowing it proves nothing, but it is merely acting as a placeholder to keep blog enthusiasts engaged in meaningless never ending conversations. And the list goes on. Dont play into it. When "Joe" is getting into arguments, he really is just trolling. He is paid to do it.

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    22. ^ Wrong. Joe/Iktomi is Shawn.

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    23. Hey "TROLL KILLER"-

      You are absolutely incredible. I will be looking forward to more of your comedy, I would consider this blog worse off if you departed.

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    24. 6:00 - don't forget we all work at the air force base.
      You are good for a laugh but that's about it. Carry on being wrong though

      Joe

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    25. HAHAHAHAHAAHA!!! SOME IDIOT IN THE BACK OF THE 7-11 PAID ME $10 TO TAKE A PUNCH TO THE FACE IF HE COULD VIDEO TAPE IT. I GOT KNOCKED OUT COLD BUT I STILL HAVE HIS $10, HE DIDNT TAKE THE $ WHEN I WAS KNOCKED OUT, PLUS, HE MUST HAVE DROPPED HIS CIGARETTE BECAUSE THERE WAS A HALF SMOKED CIG ON THE GROUND. HAHAHAHA!!!! I GOT $10 PLUS A 1/2 SMOKED CIGARETTE TODAY. I'M GOING TO DRAW A NEPHILIM WHEN MY JAW STOPS HURTING.

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    26. Lobster Trouble, If you are refering to the above (troll killer), that would be the queer fake troll!

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    27. Don't let him get to you TK. Stay strong. I'm with you on flat earth. They're close minded jerks that like making fools of people.

      MMC

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  2. As far as the Dinosaurs goes----

    Dragons are Dinosaurs that the Nephilim got there hands on. Same with the Giants and all of the so-called mythological creatures. People saw and do see them. Bigfoots, at least so,e of them may also have Nephilim harratage, but there was another option which could explain the different types.

    This is why anytime someone does a DNA test, your going to get a mixed bag. Its going to look wrong, or contaminated with one or more other species.

    You see lucifer was running the show and had the keys so to speak before he screwed up. He knows how to manipulate DNA. Same crap with the UFO abductuions. The thing is, it was a lot easier before the flood than after. Remember that deal about God Limiting mans years????

    The Code writer changed the code and didn't tell Satan the new sequence. Probably why were missing half a pair.

    I know, I know blah, blah , blah. Religion Blah , blah , blah-------------

    The Info is in the book and all over the place if you have eyes to see and easrs that hear.

    I been telling you folks, this thing Bigfoot, he toys with the unwise, and eats a few, ha ha ha ha.

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    1. Hey Guys, Hope everyone is doing well. Just thought id check in and give a shout out to the super friends and to my good buddy Joe. We need to catch up soon Joe.

      MMC

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    2. MMC, Hey, buddy. Been Busy, Busy, Busy. Just don't have the time. A lot going on in 2016.

      Joe

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    3. How bout dem' Raiders!!!!!!

      MMC

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    4. Kit-Krazy actually added much to the PGF threads historically.

      It just seemed to be that when it was clear that his unshakable belief that the PGF was tested over multiple threads the guy seemed to have a breakdown of sorts and began fabricating some seriously wierd stuff.

      He's noo longer credible and a BFF member I no longer engage with.

      MMG

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    5. I don't follow American football but I'll take Arsenal over Chelsea on the continent.

      Joe

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    6. I used to be a minor celebrity here, as a diehard, gruff believer. But Joe ruined that just like he ruined everything else. Him and his gayer than Liberace super friends.

      MMG

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    7. Be honest with me, Eva!

      Do u think I'm a troll?

      MMC

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    8. I'm in the process of adding structure to the much revered Superfriends regime. Keep in mind this is still a working copy so all feedback from within the organization will be appreciated and considered.

      Joe: 1st acting President

      Ernie: Special advisor to the President

      Mike B: Legal counsel and consigliere

      Big Jon: Vice President in charge of troll rehabilitation and conversion

      Chick: Vice President in charge of public relations and smiley faces

      Eva: Foreign Ambassador specializing in xx's

      ALL CAPS: Firsting specialist

      Uno!: Firsting specialist

      MMC: Resident expert on chivalry and friendliness

      Chuck: Master bigfoot researcher and tracker

      There are plenty positions still open, please apply by contacting one of the above mentioned.

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    9. Remember Joe also stating that extraordinary claims shouldnt require extraordinary evidence. Also remember that Joe lied and went back on his word. And that Joe is a paid troll here to influence blog traffic.

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    10. 5:15

      Things picking up at the burger joint eh ?

      Remember to ask for your legal entitlement of lunch break .

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    11. if i may it seems the fascist tyrant who fancies himself as big jon has made a list for the occupation of this blog aka the superphags. allow me to introduce you to thier superphag id"s e.g spiderman etc. 1. joe = iamtheman 2. big jon = iwantaman 3. eva = iusedtobeaman 4. chick = ilooklikeaman 5. ernie = muppetman 6. mmc = notaman 7. uno = tagalongman. the rest all be the yes man....sorry but mike b has been left off this list pending his impeachment hearing

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    12. Big Alky Jon is still around? Well. Gentlemen.

      Somebody ought to take a flamethrower to this place.

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    14. Anon 5:53.

      Correction, Poop in a jar Guy is the president

      Joe is the grand inquisitor and punisher of trolls

      MMC

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  3. Send in Musky Allen. He'll get to the bottom of things.

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