Saturday, April 9, 2016

Hunter Watches In Amazement As Bigfoot Stalks Deer


What would you do if you saw a bigfoot stalking a deer in the woods? Would you yell out, or do something to get the deer to run away, causing the bigfoot to shift its attention to you? Or would you let the deer become dinner? I think I'd have to mind my own business.


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  1. Wildlife photography only started in 1987. The first clear photo of a cougar was only taken in 2003. No clear photo of a black bear until 1993. Bigfoot is 500 pounds and 9 feet tall so it is a lot easier for them to hide. Plus they knock trees, break trees, and have loud calls which prevent them from being located. Also, they're in only twenty or more states so no one would be able to get a clear photo of one.

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    1. No clear photo of a black bear until 1993? Where have you been looking? Plenty of "clear" photos of bears and cougars dating into the 20's.

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    2. 7:32 Sorry, chap, but wildlife photography didn't begin until the 1960s, so it was impossible to get photos of bears and cougars in the 1920s.

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    3. The common house cat was only discovered in 2007. This means Bigfoot can use portals to camouflage its large penis.

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  2. Kinda like how we all watch in amazement at the extent of AC Collins affections towards joe

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    1. 5:09 Sorry, dude. AC has a girlfriend.

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    2. Hold on there

      Give me a minute to roll my pant legs up

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    3. 5:24 Why don't you let your cell mate do it for you.

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  3. Ignore the deer. Shoot the bigfoot. Take as many pictures of the corpse as possible. Collect as much of the corpse as possible, preferably the whole body but concentrating on the head, feet, and hands in that order if that's not possible. Vicera contents would be useful too. Put the specimen on ice as soon as possible. Using gloves and a mask, send small samples of the specimen and photograph copies to the anthropology and zoology departments of every university everywhere. Make the cover of every science publication everywhere. Profit.

    And if I can't man up enough to do all that, then I'd keep it all to myself because the last thing the world needs is another stupid bigfoot tall tale with nothing to back it up.

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    1. Never go full gay retard abortion.

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