Saturday, March 26, 2016

Bigfooter Claims Cameras Mysteriously Quit Working While Trying To Document Trackway


Barb and Gabby return with a bang for a new season of sasquatch interactions. Bigfoot making cameras not work, playing flutes, and singing are just a few things covered in this video.

Hello everybody! We took a little break, but now we are back! This video shares a wonderful experience, where I had a chance to reconnect with the Forest Folk. I wasn't recording when it happened, but I did catch something pretty cool, on camera, while I was back up there telling the story. :)

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    1. Otherwise known as "Barby and Gab"

      One can`t stop talking and the other dishes out invective.

      No wonder bigfoot steers clear.

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  2. You know those flute sounds and howls Barb keeps talking about? Well I have pretty good ears and I'm not hearing nothing except the wind. I think those flute and howl sounds are coming from inside of Barb's head but you didn't hear it from me.

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    1. ^ You`re actually hearing the elusive tiddly doo arse-hole whistler.

      Therefore I think it may well be Joe in the woods.

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  3. Barb is clearly mentally retarded. Remove the d icks from your ears and you might hear properly.

    Joe

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    1. ^ fake Joe is not having a happy easter. His eggs got crushed when he rolled over in bed

      Joe

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  4. Given the utter incompetence I've seen with bigfooters and trail cameras, it's not all that mysterious.

    Fresh batteries. A fresh, formatted memory card. Take the lens cap off. Use at least two cameras facing each other. Read the camera manual.

    Why is that so difficult for bigfoot "researchers"?

    Then again, the more competent they are with their cameras, the less so-called "evidence" they produce.

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    1. ^ Leave Barb an Gabby alone
      U butthead!

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    2. http://cliffbarackman.com/research/field-investigations/the-duhon-photograph/

      "Three methods were used to find the height of the figure. The first was by using a photograph of Bobo standing in the same position as the figure. By using Bobo’s known height (76 inches in boots), the numbers of pixels this represents in the photograph (90 pxls), and the number of pixels tall the figure is in the same photograph (97 pxls), I come up with a height of about 82 inches. This translates to about 6 ft 10 in.

      The second method was again found with a ratio, but this time I used the measured height of the bottom of the window (73.5 inches, which was 88.67 pixels). This method yielded the figure’s height to be about 80 inches, or 6 ft 8 in. To check this method, I calculated Bobo’s height and got a result of 75.4 inches. This is only 0.5 inches from his actual height, so I feel confident that the method is valid.

      The final way I calculated the figure’s height was by using the window for reference. The bottom of the window is 73.5 inches off the ground, and the top of the window is at 88 inches. The figure’s head comes about 34% of the way up the opening of the window, which translates to a real distance of about five inches. Adding this to the height of the bottom of the window gives us 78.5 inches, or 6 ft 6.5 in.

      The three methods of determining the figure’s height all more or less agree, giving us an average height of about 80 inches, or 6 ft 8 in. While this is within human height range, it is well above the average for the human population, but seems very reasonable for a sasquatch. Also to be considered are the figure’s appearance, this is private land with few, if any trespassers, it was not hunting season, and the temperatures make it unlikely that anyone was wearing uniformly dark clothing from head to toe such as a ghillie suit. When taken all together, I believe that this figure is a sasquatch."

      ... What will we get? Excuses, excuses, excuses...

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    3. Bigfooters are also often demonstrably bad at math.

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    4. Ha ha ha ha!!! That was actually funny.

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    5. ^ careful you don`t lose your dentures

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    6. Careful you don't start thinking you're funny.

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    7. ^ Oh dear,you`ve lost them.

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    8. The probability favors a Bigfoot over a person? Bias much?

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    9. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-32883893

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    10. Iktomi please get out of your mom's basement and get laid. I will even pay for it.

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    11. I don't have a basement, sorry, and I'll be sure to pass that on to the misses this evening.

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  5. "Reconnecting" with the Sasquatch People ?

    Was there ever a time people "connected" ?

    From the accounts I`ve read it seems bigfoot isn`t the friendly type...and the old accounts talk of abductions...why would any reconnection be sought ?

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  6. Barbara and Gabby the Richards of bigfootery.

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  7. Barbara and Gabby the fuctards of bigfootery.

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