Should anyone be sweating that much on Christmas besides Santa Claus? Tim Fasano goes a bit primal during this skunk ape expedition. He quotes Crocodile Dundee, references Dual Survival, and is brandishing a knife. Something makes a sound behind him and startles him. Before you laugh, keep in mind while you were sitting around sipping egg nog and singing Christmas carols, this guy was out in the woods chasing bigfoot.