Saturday, December 19, 2015

It's Beginning To Look A Lot Like Squatchmas

Just in time for the holidays, Jack Link's and Sasquatch are proud to bring you:

"Sasquatch Grunts The Holiday Classics"

Just in time for the holidays, Sasquatch makes his singing debut with this stirring rendition of a timeless classic. Be sure to download and share this hairy special song: Happy Holidays from Sasquatch and Jack Link’s Jerky!


  1. Replies
    1. That shoving a dry cricket bat up me arse causes me more glee than crumpets an tea!


    2. That eating my own turd will one day make me smarter.


    3. That Joetomi will stop embarrassing me in front of my friends.


    4. Sorry folks but that's not me, probably one of the nasty trolls on here who got schooled by me and now is up to these dirty tricks of trying to impersonate me.
      What a shoddy job at that


  2. Here is one of Tim U.K.'s comments to Robert Lindsay:

    Hi Robert, hope all cool with you mate. Good post… there’s been so little happening in this subject of late that when I heard about Dr. Ketchum’s results being independently confirmed I actually went back and re-watched
    Ketchum’s and Erickson’s 2013 press conference. I can’t comment on the science, but they do seem genuine. Did you read Bryan Sykes’ ‘The Nature of the Beast’? The Paul Freeman Walla Walla hair sample result was extremely interesting. I guess we are all waiting (still- haha) for Sykes’ paper. Cheers, Tim,U.K.

    “Eventually I found a match in a rather obscure database from Central Asia. The Walla Walla sample matched an individual from Uzbekistan!
    How on earth could that be explained? I have not had long to think about it, but my immediate thought is that I find it very difficult to reconcile this result on the Walla Walla hair with the impressive provenance provided for it by Paul Freeman and his companions. The hair was caught in the splintered wood of a tree whose branch had been twisted off with tremendous force. Had the Walla Walla hair been found lying on the ground in the vacinity of a Bigfoot ‘experience’ then a loose human hair is always a possibility. But this hair MUST have belonged to whatever creature broke the branch, even if it was not one of the sasquatch the trackers saw in the vacinity soon after. So as things stand, it is a complete mystery.”
    “The Walla Walla hair result is the most intriguing from among my North American samples. I scarcely think I can claim to have identified the sasquatch as a feral Uzbek, but that is the closest I have managed to get at the moment.”
    Bryan Sykes- “The Nature of the Beast”

    Cheers Robert."

    The mystery of who could be Tim U.K. Who oh who could he be??

    1. ^ Thank god Nancy Drew is on the case.

    2. I know I'm sleeping SO much easier now!


    4. Tim UK is an alright bloke
      Welcome Tim UK !