Saturday, December 19, 2015

Bigfoot Isn't The Only Fabled Primate Of North America: Meet The Devil Monkey


Believe it or not, bigfoot has a much more aggressive, smaller cousin in North America known as the Devil Monkey. These creatures are said to be 3-4 feet tall, have a more snouted face like a baboon, and a long bushy tail. Oh, they also have three toes with razor-sharp claws.

These vicious, marsupial-like primates have reportedly attacked humans across North America since 1934.

Devil Monkeys are a unique breed of NAPE (North American Ape) that have been described as being about 3 to 4-feet tall, although some eyewitnesses have sworn that these furry fiends can reach a height that is in excess of 7-feet. It seems clear, however, that those who have had an encounter with this larger version of the beast are actually describing a run-in with a prototypical HAIRY HOMINID and not the smaller, more primate-like Devil Monkey.

Unlike the legendarily gorilla-like BIGFOOT or YETI, these creatures — which have been seen throughout the American South and Mid-West and as far North as Alaska — have been described as a shaggy, canine-faced baboon-like creatures with powerful, almost kangaroo-like legs, a trait they share with the South America’s notorious “goat sucker” the CHUPACABRA.

Other distinguishing traits that Devil Monkeys are said to bear include 3-toed, razor-clawed feet, tiny pointed ears and a long, often bushy, tail.

The first reported encounter with this swift, dangerous predator occurred in 1934, in South Pittsburgh, Tennessee. According to the reports — which were allegedly published in national newspapers — eyewitnesses described a mysterious beast that could “leap across fields” with “lightening speed.”

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11 comments:

  1. There are no unknown primates in North America. Get a grip.

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    1. And you sir are a prime example of one

      Joe

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    2. I'ts 12:00 o clock by jove,pip,pip tally ho "tea time" means crumptets an tea and thats makes me arse pooft
      with Glee!!
      Joe

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    3. ^ hi Daniel/Donald? turd guy

      I'm flattered you are trying so hard to be me . Sadly you always fail
      Tosser gets schooled every single time !

      Joe

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  2. So Matt... you admit Bigfoot is a fable, good for you... just like fairies and unicorns, all just a fable...

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    1. Fairies and unicorns don't leave tracks or are regarded as fact by natives . You point is totally moot and you've lost once again boyo !

      Joe

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    2. oh you are mistaken oh joe via mmc of little knowedge....indian have more tales of fairies and spirits than any other...

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    3. poor sad human , you make no sense

      Joe

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  3. The Devil Monkey is a subspecies of bigfoot.

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  4. Hang on a minute... It's got a snout, like a baboon? And a tail, like a baboon? Could it be... ...a baboon?

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