Saturday, November 14, 2015

Bigfoot Needs Your Help! There's Still Time!


Hey everybody, if you haven't checked it out, it's not too late to lend your support to this awesome Bigfoot movie project in the works!
Here we go! We're making a BIGFOOT film unlike any other! So, "How BIG can we make it?" We need your help! READ MORE BELOW!

I could go the route of making a typical financing deal in order to get the money to make "Bigfoot." It would involve making a lot of sacrifices that I believe would ultimately hurt the film. Or, I could go through Kickstarter. I've seen it work for others before. But, could it work for me?

After I saw how “Veronica Mars” and "Wish I Was Here" fans rallied around Kristen Bell and Zach Braff's films respectively, I couldn’t help but think maybe I could get my film financed through Kickstarter!

Financing an independent film through a studio traditionally means having to give away your right to “the final cut.” This includes casting and location choices, as well as cutting down your script to be able to shoot it on the cheapest budget possible. What if there was another way?

Ok. Here's the scoop! If no one can prove that Bigfoot exists, then how can they say for sure what he's really like? If Bigfoot really does exist, how in the world has he managed to keep himself hidden for so long? Therefore, he must be intelligent and resourceful. He must...wait for it...understand and speak language. What?! (Mind blown!) That's where we started. Here is where we ended up:

For millenniums, BIGFOOT, as The Keeper, has silently protected the environment and man from himself, yet the evil of industry brings him out of the darkness to battle for the complete control of nature.

JACK DONOVAN has partnered with SENATOR GAINES to illegally ravage Theodore Roosevelt National Park, but when fracking machinery is mysteriously destroyed, he calls in ADAM REYNOLDS to fix the equipment. Upon arriving in Medora, Adam comes face-to-face with Bigfoot, a beast that can rip apart ten-ton machines, cloak his body to match his surroundings, and move at speeds near one hundred miles an hour. Adam has been chosen as the next Torchbearer.

An imaginative look into history, Adam pieces together that a young TEDDY ROOSEVELT was the last Torchbearer, had befriended Bigfoot, and later became the founder of the National Parks to protect Bigfoot and all of wildlife. Upon Roosevelt’s death, he imparts the Torch to his friend and protégé, GEORGE REYNOLDS, Adam’s great-grandfather. Yet the Torch, which holds great power, has been lost for over a hundred years.

BECCA, a geologist, also seeks the Torch, and Adam and Becca’s paths cross, leading them to quickly realize they need one another--for many different reasons. An epic battle for the Torch ensues, for whoever bears the Torch controls all of creation. Can Adam and Bigfoot recover the Torch and restore the balance between Man and Beast?

To read more about the project, and to lend your support, click here. 

34 comments:

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    1. Paris on FIRE,
      WH not sure if it was ISIL or some pissed off Nuns or Jews .....

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  2. Pwned by bob h wearing comedy breasts

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    1. Schooled yourself for believing the most embarrassing of money making scandals. I'd also get an eyeful, I'm making an educated guess that's as close as you'll get to female anatomy 😜

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    2. Pwned footer^ the proof is very much in your head haha

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    3. Actually, the "proof" is at the end of a consorted effort when it happens... For now, the evidence is what "pwns" you, dense nerd.

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    4. "When it happens" meaning it hasnt happened and no garentee it ever will.

      The "evidence" therefore pwns noone as there is none as confirmed by the statement above.

      Please never stop posting here joe its comedy gold.

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    5. Um... No... "When it happens" is as optimistic a statement as you can get, based on the evidence you fail so remarkably in explaining away. The evidence in fact points to the requirement of a consorted professional effort. If you don't like it, grow a pair and counter the evidence. Using quotation marks and circular logic doesn't really get around to lifting that burden, nor does it quash the idea that such a creature can be located due to it leaving it's physical sign.

      What's comedy; is seeing you have nothing but a logical fallacy for every day of your life spent on a topic.

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    6. you already got schooled on logical fallacys by dmaker yesterday

      i will save you the embarrassment by doing it again

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    7. dressmaker got destroyed yesterday. he ran away as usual.

      Iktomi is stacking the troll bodies today. We ran out of bodybags 4 trolls ago...

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    8. Have you seen Bob H walking around in that ridiculous bigfoot suit made by master costumer Morris ?
      You'd think they'd put a little more effort into it if they really want to convince us Patterson used the same suit. it's so insane it's laughable as are the weak kneed trolls who come on here only to be spanked by the likes of me. Face it trolls, you will never win

      Joe

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    9. "If you look closely, Bob's profile does not match the creature at all. His stride and arms are way too short for him to be the person in the suit. Also, when he's walking, you can see that his knees (and feet) are nearly not as highly raised as the Patterson creature."
      http://bigfootevidence.blogspot.co.uk/2013/04/video-of-bob-heironimus-walking-with.html?m=0

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    11. Iktomi - The video is so obviously not the Patterson creature it's laughable how anyone could think otherwise.
      You'd think master costume maker Morris would have put a little more effort into his attention grabbing minute of fame and made it a bit more realistic. i've seen rugs that are more believable .
      Try and try as they might skeptics just can't come up with any costume that passes the mustard . Patterson must be inducted into the special effects / makeup hall of fame for his so called creation !
      Unless of course it was a real creature which it was .
      sorry Bob H, no soup for you

      Joe

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    12. Ha ha ha ha ha ha!!! Spot on Joe!! Ha ha ha!!

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    13. ^ Joeholi telling Mike B, who is pretending to be Joe, that "Joe" is spot on. You cant make this stuff up. And yes, Mike, thats a very gay sense of humor you have

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    14. ^ shush, your pampers are full

      Joe

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  3. OK so in this film Bigfoot is the protector of the environment. He is so concerned he tears up large equipment ( they did not mention people but hey why not ) Teddy Roosevelt cut a deal with the Bigfoots over 100 years ago and had a torch with great powers that was given to another upon his death and has become lost.

    Well heck. What movie goer could not believe this story. Why not get Nick Cage and go all in and make another National Treasure looking for the torch. But this time Bigfoot can help Ben Gates, beat up on the bad guys ( have him rip the heads off a couple people ) and in the end he can get the beautiful girl.

    Expect a 50k check from me soon -------------- maybe
    Chuck

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    1. Going to have to do a little better than that Chuck as it doesn't look like they are going to make it. For 50K I bet they would let you rewrite the script AND direct!

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    2. ^ circular boy with already his third prayer of the day.

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  4. Is this the film in which a bigfoot beats the stuffing out of the Finding Bigfoot cast?

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    1. Now I would pay good money to see that!

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    2. LOL me too. The Finding Bigfoot team actually finds a bigfoot and the "squatch" beats their asses into unconsciousness on camera.

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    3. Might be better played out if he just kidnapped Renae for a little while and -------- while heck I ain't going there.
      Chuck

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  5. omg i'm in shock I just saw a ufo and a bigfoot was inside looking at me. where can report this?

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    1. keep a AK next to your bed for your safety : )
      keeps the bigfoots and gray aliens away

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    2. Report it to your psychiatrist . if you are a good lad they may even give you some candy
      Good luck in your ongoing sessions

      Joe

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    3. I just wish you trolls would give it up. You lads try every day to tear me down, and you cant. And i dont care about Paris for your information, and am sick of hearing about it. Lets keep the talk to bigfoot people, this is a bigfoot site afterall

      Joe

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    4. ^ and here is a prime of a pyscho troll who tries to be me and even writes like me a bit but isn't me. I'm flattered but please , i can write my own lines mr tosser troll.
      Have a good life, don't flip out too hard on fallout 4 mate

      Joe

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