This story was circulating the internet way back in 2004, or maybe as far back as 1999. Back when everybody was on 56k dial-up modems and a "Facebook" was just a regular book with directory listing of names and headshots. This story was so disturbing and so shocking that nobody believed it at the time. It was the Robert Lindsay " Bear Hunter: Two Bigfoots Shot and DNA Samples Taken " story of the time. And like Robert's Bear Hunter story , this witness didn't have a name. The only thing known about the witness is that this person was a government employee, anonymous of course. The author of the story was a science teacher named Thom Powell who believe it really happened and that the whole story was an elaborate cover-up. Powell said the anonymous government employee alerted the BFRO about a 7.5 feet long/tall burn victim with "multiple burns on hands, feet, legs and body; some 2nd and 3rd degree burns". Sadly, there was no DNA samples taken from...
I am pleased and feel privileged to announce that a Bigfoot has been shot in Oklahoma and the body is being examined as I speak. Expect major news coverage of this historic event in the next few days so buckle up folks, it's going to be a helluva' ride !
ReplyDeleteThis is awesome news !
DeleteWhy do you try? Every time you come to this site with this "story" we swat you away like the shit eating maggot you are. So, with that, go away.
DeleteI hope this is true !
DeleteOur local radio station in Okie has mentioned something about breaking news. Could be true ?
DeleteEvening Bigfoot is real folks guy,
DeleteYour brand of trolling still cracks me up !
Haw !
I thought I'd never live to see the day !
DeleteOhhhhh!!!!!....Myyyyyy!!!!!......Joerggg!!!!!!
DeleteJoe, lets get together with the dead Oklahoma bigfoot and sex it up together. We can search him for firm objects. It will be amazing!
Coonbo Spoke
Joe, im gonna make you "Joerg Me", if its the last thing I ever do. Who is with me?
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DeleteBecause you`re gullible enough to fall for it each and every time...give up the google searches,pal.
Ahahahahahahaha.
I don't know why im so misunderstood. Its so unfair. Am I really asking so much? Its just not fair I tell you.
ReplyDeleteAll I really want is for Joe to Joerg Me a couple of dozen times. I don't think that's too much to ask. If Joe would just "Joerg Me" on the weekends, I would be happy. But he wont, instead he insists on trolling this website every day of his life. Why cant he just "Joerg Me" like his momma taught him. Its not hard. Please Joe, for the last time, im begging you, just "Joerg Me" already!
Coonbo Spoke
Maybe say it 10 more times, people obviously are not getting how funny you really are. That, or they are still pissing their pants from laughing so hard from the first ten times you said it, they haven't had time to respond.
DeleteSeriously though, why do I feel like your parents shake their head in disgust every time they ask you "how the job search is going?".
^ Moron who has fallen hook line and sinker for the "rules"...= Loser !!
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