What Gift To Leave For That Special Sasquatch?

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Some people believe in leaving gifts for the bigfoot, to try and get some sort of interaction going, or to lure them into getting their photo taken by a camera trap. We've seen a lot of things left as gifts. Candy bars, popcorn, colorful toys, a hairbrush, and peanut butter. A lot of peanut butter. But the Squatchmaster goes an entirely different route. He leaves rocks. But not just any rocks, these rocks are from Pennsylvania. What's so special about Pennsylvania rocks? We don't know exactly, but according to Squatchmaster, the Ohio bigfoot can't get rocks like these. This could be a game changer.


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  1. AnonymousTuesday, September 1, 2015 at 6:01:00 PM PDT

    A Cleveland steamer would be a perfect gift!

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  2. AnonymousTuesday, September 1, 2015 at 6:12:00 PM PDT

    Gift Rocks? Oh, Squatchmaster, you shouldn't have. Does this mean we're engaged? You must have heard, the Sasquatch Grand Council finally decided to approve gay interspecies marriage. Bend over and spread 'em so I can show my appreciation.

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  3. Racer XTuesday, September 1, 2015 at 6:29:00 PM PDT

    He's a hoaxer, a liar and a fraud.

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    1. AnonymousTuesday, September 1, 2015 at 7:33:00 PM PDT

      ....Unfortunately, the squeaky wheel gets the grease in popular bigfootery: this guy was featured on Finding Bigfoot!..lol..

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    2. AnonymousTuesday, September 1, 2015 at 10:05:00 PM PDT

      Yeah, but even they didn't believe him.

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    3. AnonymousWednesday, September 2, 2015 at 9:17:00 AM PDT

      ..To be fair, that should be mentioned...They looked at him (and Standing) like he was a homeless schizophrenia victim...

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