Melba Ketchum Claims Her Bigfoot DNA Findings Are About To Be Proven

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In a surprise break in silence fro a story we thought was long dead and gone, Melba Ketchum made a recent announcement that her bigfoot DNA work and claims are about to be vindicated. According to Ketchum she has knowledge of other professionals who have conducted their own testing on bigfoot DNA samples and received the same results, thus proving once and for all bigfoot is some sort of human hybrid. If this is true it's going to rock the scientific and bigfoot communities.


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  1. AnonymousSunday, September 6, 2015 at 2:02:00 PM PDT

    ...First...Back in the day a "first: on a Ketchum thread was a big deal...good times, good times...lol..

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    1. AnonymousSunday, September 6, 2015 at 2:15:00 PM PDT

      Well at least you're not William Parcher the poop guy. We're getting sick of his sorry ass.

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    2. AnonymousSunday, September 6, 2015 at 3:41:00 PM PDT

      Oh yeah...TURDS

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    3. Big DickSunday, September 6, 2015 at 6:02:00 PM PDT

      ^ I like them best when countersunk...spread your cheeks.boyo.

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    4. Big Ghey Jon!Sunday, September 6, 2015 at 7:07:00 PM PDT

      Is there gonna be a problem 'SON'????

      Joe

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    5. AnonymousSunday, September 6, 2015 at 10:17:00 PM PDT

      ^ Only if you`ve forgotten the KY Jelly.

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  2. Uno!Sunday, September 6, 2015 at 2:25:00 PM PDT

    Go Melba!

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  3. AnonymousSunday, September 6, 2015 at 2:34:00 PM PDT

    Coast to Coast - well known for being one of the most reliable radio programs for bringing you the true story and shedding a light on things

    CTC: Who is this independent lab doing the study?
    KETCHUM: I'm not at liberty to say.

    CTC: When are they going to go public with this?
    KETCHUM: I don't know.

    CTC: Were they using your samples?
    KETCHUM: I don't know.

    CTC: Will they let you know when they are releasing the results?
    KETCHUM: I don't know.

    Well, there you go. We have waited through 7 seasons of Finding Bigfoot for them to find it, we are still waiting for the Sykes paper and now we will wait for this. In the world of Bigfoot, you do a lot of waiting.

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    1. AnonymousSunday, September 6, 2015 at 3:46:00 PM PDT

      It's all just a Bigfooter's wet dream. You have some delusional people commenting on youtube that they have been vindicated. It's no wonder hoaxes run wild.

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    2. AnonymousMonday, September 7, 2015 at 8:03:00 AM PDT

      ^^^^ Clearly your little world is flat approach to everything has been destroyed. Oh yeah, we are not the center of the universe either.

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  4. AnonymousSunday, September 6, 2015 at 2:39:00 PM PDT

    Just another smoking turd!!!
    Get your hopes up f ags. The truth is out there. Hahahahaha

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    1. AnonymousSunday, September 6, 2015 at 3:29:00 PM PDT

      ^
      ISF footer William Parcher.

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    2. AnonymousSunday, September 6, 2015 at 3:38:00 PM PDT

      ^jilted lover of William Parcher

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    3. AnonymousSunday, September 6, 2015 at 3:59:00 PM PDT

      ^
      Says the guy coming here to take up for him like he's his husband.

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    4. AnonymousSunday, September 6, 2015 at 4:15:00 PM PDT

      You are the one assigning identities numbnuts.

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    5. AnonymousSunday, September 6, 2015 at 5:42:00 PM PDT

      ^ Joe ...the guy that knows all about "multitude identities" here...how many do you operate under now Joe ?

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  5. AnonymousSunday, September 6, 2015 at 3:41:00 PM PDT

    Go Melba !
    Can't wait for her to make all the skeptics feel like the biggest fools in the world and rightly so.
    it's almost back to school time kids and I will be schooling all you infants in a grand style !

    Joe

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    1. AnonymousSunday, September 6, 2015 at 3:44:00 PM PDT

      In fact, I'm so damn excited that I've already creamed my panties five times today -- I guess I'll need to buy more at Goodwill!

      Joe

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    2. AnonymousSunday, September 6, 2015 at 4:05:00 PM PDT

      Just lick them clean like you usually do Joe.
      FAG!!!!!!!

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    3. AnonymousSunday, September 6, 2015 at 4:13:00 PM PDT

      ^
      Cervelo the numbnut ?

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    4. AnonymousSunday, September 6, 2015 at 4:19:00 PM PDT

      3:44 - good luck at goodwill you loser . Maybe you'll also pick up a life while you're at it

      Joe

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    5. AnonymousSunday, September 6, 2015 at 4:42:00 PM PDT

      4:19,,, LEAVE OUR PETS ALONE !!!
      we all know its you strangling the neighborhood pets for the past month!!

      JOE aka ,,big ghey jon!!!
      what a Sicko!!

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    6. AnonymousSunday, September 6, 2015 at 6:35:00 PM PDT

      ^ get off mommy's laptop you mental infant

      Joe

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    7. AnonymousSunday, September 6, 2015 at 7:13:00 PM PDT

      ^ Big ghey jon !

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  6. AnonymousSunday, September 6, 2015 at 5:39:00 PM PDT

    Joe is a fag!!!!! Stop eating homeless men's jizz. Stupid fag!!!!!!!!!!

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  7. AnonymousSunday, September 6, 2015 at 7:10:00 PM PDT

    Yep Ketchum got the goods, all the DNA evidence was provided by Rick Dyer and placed into blue bags by doc squatch so you know its all ligit.

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  8. AnonymousMonday, September 7, 2015 at 2:32:00 AM PDT

    Unless you can prove that Melba isn't real, Melba is real.

    Got Melba suit?


    -Joe Iktomi

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  9. AnonymousMonday, September 7, 2015 at 7:23:00 AM PDT

    according to the Sumerians on how we came to be, the "gods" came down from the heavens and took the DNA of the hominoids of earth and there own DNA and created us. what if all of the "pre-humans" were in fact the ancestors of the bigfoot and not us. what if we didn't show up until Cro-Magnon? of course the DNA will show markers of human DNA if we share the same DNA. just a theory. I know ill catch heat for it.

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  10. AnonymousMonday, September 7, 2015 at 8:36:00 AM PDT

    Melba's taking notes from the researchers. If you want publicity but can't come up with the goods to deserve that publicity, then you just post a video in advance and promise that you are going to come up with the goods. Like Stacey Brown who recently did a series of videos about going to get the goods, but failed. Did he do a "failed to come up with the goods" video. I think not. He just slipped out of sight because he got what he hoped for without actually having to accomplish anything of significance. And now Melba is doing it.

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    1. AnonymousMonday, September 7, 2015 at 10:50:00 AM PDT

      It will just become another lktomi "tick tock tick tock" reference for promise of proof.

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    2. AnonymousMonday, September 7, 2015 at 6:09:00 PM PDT

      Your a fucktard

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    3. AnonymousMonday, September 7, 2015 at 8:28:00 PM PDT

      Oh OUCH! Your such a meanie. But I don't blame you. The truth about Melba must have really stung.

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  11. AnonymousMonday, September 7, 2015 at 4:29:00 PM PDT

    This is great news.
    Thanks Melba.

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  12. AnonymousMonday, September 7, 2015 at 9:21:00 PM PDT

    Yada, yada, yada. We've been through all of this before. And nothing came out the way that Melba promised. I will believe it when I see it.

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  13. AnonymousWednesday, September 9, 2015 at 3:54:00 PM PDT

    Awesome news.

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